Does anyone know a funny Limerick?

An exceedingly large friend of mine,

When asked at what hour he would dine,

Replied, "At eleven,

At three, five, and seven,

And eight and a quarter past nine.

There was a young lady named Kite

Whose speed was much faster than light.

She left home one day

In a relative way

And returned on the previous night.

A young schizophrenic named Struther

Who learned of the death of his Brother

Said, "I know that its bad,

But I don't feel too sad.

After all, I still have each other."

Archimedes, the well known truth-seeker,

Jumping out of his bath, cried "Eureka!"

He ran half a mile

Wearing only a smile

And became the very first streaker.

There once was an old man of Esser,

Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,

t at last grew so small

He knew nothing at all

And now he's a college professor.

There was a young man from Australia

Who painted his **** like a Dahlia

The colour was fine

The shape was divine

But the smell, ooh that was a failure