What is the worst movie that you can think of out before 2006?

I can give you two answers; the first would be a film widely criticized, the second would be a little 'gem' I found on my own that I'm sure not many people know about.

Answer the first: I have two. 'Gigli' (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez chick flick bomb) and Glitter (Mariah Carey's attempt at carving out a film career). If you want extensive info about why these two films sucked, go to http://www.rottentomatoes.com/ for reviews from regular joes like you and me, and industry professionals.

Second answer: 'Heebie Jeebies.' This was something I found on the outside shelves at the local Blockbuster one day, and it sounded amusing (in that it was a horror movie that seemed like it could entertain me); it's possibly the worst film I've ever seen.

Basically, the plot is this: a girl decides it would be fun to invite everybody out to a cabin in the woods for vacation. Then they start dying, and they're not sure if there's a wild animal on the loose or if it's one among them (it's the latter, by the way).

Unintentional hilarity ensues when everybody starts tucking themselves away in unassuming hiding spots to avoid being seen ("they'll never find me if I hide in the cupboard!"...or something like that), but the killer finds them anyway. Every time she does, she cuts off their head (which, again, is unintentionally hilarious because it looks like a wax figurine) and for no apparent reason, starts eating their hair.

No, I'm serious. If that wasn't stupid enough -- which, I'm sure by now, it's starting to seem to -- the most memorable part of the movie (and I'm warning you, this is kind of sad), is when a guy starts hopping around in pain shouting, "Oh, stabbed my calves!"

I could go on, but I'm hoping you have enough by now.

O.k so here I am at the movies with my 7 dollars and I walk in and get my popcorn and my pop thing going on. I show the ticket and I'm sitting down in the seat and I start watching this movie that is boring as hell. The previews showed it to be one of the best thrillers of the year so I had to see it right? There was no choice about and it was going to be good, you know, money well spent. About half way through this boring *** movie something a little strange happens and then there are ppl doing strange things and it gets a little bit interesting. Then I find out that they crazy people are living not back in pilgrim times but in the exact same age as we're living in. At this point I said OH MY GOD I SPENT MONEY FOR THIS and got up and walked out. The movie was The Village by M.Night Shamaylan and this was my experience retold for you to use in some otherworldy pursuit...

"Off you go dear"

Napoleon Dynamite. I know a lot of people like it, but I just thought it was extremely stupid (at least when I saw it about 5 years ago lol)

The other stupid movies that I am thinking of have not been out too long. Sorry. Good luck with your story though! What is it about?

Plan 9 From Outer Space

Killer Klowns From Outer Space (yep stupid, but oh so much fun)

Howard the Duck

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

"Can't Stop The Music"

"The Musical Comedy Smash Of The Year!!" (1980)

It chronicles the birth and ascent of the Village People

Baaaad movie

"Overboard" with Adam Sandler - HORRIBLE!