What's your FML of the day?

Today, I stole eyeliner at Wal-mart and got caught by the staff. I had to go to the police station and stay in a cell for an hour and my mom had to pick me up. FML

I went to the doctor's office today. After I was done, I realized I forgot to take my cellphone with me so that I could call my dad to pick me up. There were no payphones around so I had to walk home. It was like a mile away from my house.

My CPR certification expired so my job said don't come back until it's renewed

anyway we all had a meeting today to re-certify ourselves and I went to the wrong place, now I have to wait until next week, which means I'm out a weeks pay :|

My guitar cord broke for the third time and my parents say I have to buy a new one with my own money now.

I dropped my sandwitch and got kicked in the 30 min later.

i wanted to switch outta these hard classes that ima take in the 9th grade

so my mom calls the school right,

and they tell her that she's gonna have to e-mail the lady that runs the hard classes

but when i called they said we would have to go to the school and talk with the lady.

now i have to wait for my mother to e-mail the lady

2.) i had to play with 7 9 year olds.

bullsh!t

today, i was telling my mom how bad my new lip balm smells, that i need because i'm on a pill that makes my skin really dry, and she just says, "oh well, its not like you're kissing any boys anyway" FML.

thanks mom..

Forget the day, it's my life!!

"I tell ya, I get no respect..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FPv2toi5og

go to fmylife.com

It's hilarious!