Zitate der Grinsekatze aus Alice im Wunderland?!?

GrinseKatze oder GrinseMaschine? Falls du damit die GrinseMaschine gemeint hast, habe ich folgendes:

"Das sind die Bogendruckanlagen, damit wird meine dicke fette GrinsFresse noch grinsiger."

"Hier sind die Bearbeitungsbüros, Dr. Fettarsch, zeige mal deine Arbeit."

"Ey, du da hinten, grins doch mal!"

"Warum ist denn das Schloss so klebrig?"

"Warum ist es denn hier so heiß? Alle Heizungen auf 5? Was soll das denn? Und wo sind meine Cola und Sprite-Flaschen hin?"

"Würdest Du mir bitte sagen, wie ich von hier aus weitergehen soll?" "Das hängt zum großen Teil davon ab, wohin Du möchtest", sagte die Katze.

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"

"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.

"I don't much care where - " said Alice.

"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat.

" - so as long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation.

"Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."

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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.

"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on. "And how do you know that you're mad?"

"To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?"

"I suppose so," said Alice.

"Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when Im pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."