Where you ever a bad little boy?

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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are alwayys getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
'Do you know where God is, son?'
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting
there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,
'Where is God?!'
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. 
The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
'Where is God?!'
The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,
'What happened?' 

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, 

'We are in BIG trouble this time....
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!'

Anonym · Accepted Answer

ooooooo its really funnt. 10x for makin me smile ! :D

babyboomer · Answer

HILARIOUS joke!!!!!!     LOL!!    Here's one for you:

A city kid went to his grandpa's farm for the weekend. He tagged along as Pa did what had to be done around the place, taking it all in.

Then Grandpa came across a cow having trouble calving. He didn't know how the whole process would be taken in by the six-year-old, but had no option but to get on with the job of assisting the birth.

When the calf had been 'pulled' and the cow was happily cleaning it up, Pa asked the boy if he had any questions about what he had just seen.

At first the kid seemed overwhelmed by the experience, but finally asked, "Just how fast was that calf going when it hit the cow's behind?"

pfautz · Answer

this question made me chuckle. 14 month olds constantly look angelic next to 21 month olds - or 2 twelve months olds, or older. you may desire to maintain your mouth close in this one because of fact your daughter would be doing the very comparable very quickly. I bear in concepts my son have been given bitten in nursery and that i became very upset approximately it - till 'bitee' turns into 'biter'! How do you realize what the boy is doing different than by your significant different's mom? Is she a truthful source? My boy is an somewhat lovable boy yet all toddlers have 'stages' of doing a number of issues to work out what they'd escape with. what's your significant different's mom doing in the situation? Is she paying the boy adequate interest? Is he appearing as much as get interest which your daughter is getting is getting because of fact she is 'good'? i'm additionally incredibly uncomfortable with using 'good' or 'undesirable' for toddlers. toddlers *do* good or undesirable issues. They *are* no longer good or undesirable. in case you container the boy into this stereotyped place, wager how he will act?

Anonym · Answer

hahahahaha. if thats true its funny. but if its ment to be a joke its not that funny... gnome sayin?

Dann G · Answer

wow, big trouble in little chiner

Fashionista365 · Answer

HAHA thats a good one :-)

Amy · Answer

now that one is good.

Anonym · Answer

lol good one :) !!!!!!!

Where you ever a bad little boy?

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