I'm sorry I couldnt answer the phone, will you leave a message after the tone?

*in chinese accent*

herro, yoar chinese foo is ready, come pik it up.

1. Roses are red boogers are green I refuse to leave you a message on this stupid machine!

2. Now I lay me down to sleep, why should I leave a message after the Beeeeeep? If you don't call me in one hours time, I will implicate you in a federal crime!!!

This is a test. This is only a test. If this were an actual emergancy,

there would be sirens going off and lights flashing and people would be

going wild in the streets, looting and pilaging everything they could.

Then the crowd control cops would come rushing in, with their gas-bombs

and sheilds. But they won't stop us will they, NO I SAY !!! We shall

prevail, rise above the crowd and conquer all that ours to conquer. And

they shall build a mighty tower, in our honor!! And we shall be

LEGENDS. LEGENDS, I SAY !!!

Call me.

OMG, I am so glad you did not answer the call, it would have wasted me so much of credit speaking to you, anyway's this is xyz connection and if you take our connection we provide you with 10 free missed calls everyday and it only costs you 20 bucks per day.

No fear we are here, missed calls from now on will be all free. so you could give your friend a missed call and they will call you back!

this is a call from AIRTEL wud u like to take a new connection from us, we will provide u 150 miss calls freee from ur airtel 2 airtel calls and 99 miss calls free for any other connections press 5 to know more or press 9 to talk with our customer care executive

Hello, this is Doctor Altair, I'm calling with the results of your tests. I'm sorry to inform you that you have Herpes. We still up for drinking sunday? Call me bro!

No I'll just ask you to call me back..You'll have to call me to find out what the message is..

Wheres the money?

I gave you till to tuesday.

I better get it today or you know whats going to happen.

This is the pharmacy calling, your anti fungal cream is ready for pick up.

you just won 100 million dollars.

You asked me to call at this time, where are you, and why can't you answer.?