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OMG!!

I just chugged my third monster in 1 minute and 35 seconds!!!! Now for a story in celebration :D

I call it: "THE CHEESE DIP GONE MAD!!!!!"

Once upon a time, there was a bird that flew into a wall. The bird was thinking: "I want some chicken right now." He died. So, the fat plum was picked because it was attached to a pink sticky note. The bird said "Wow, cool apple!" Then William Johansen Gregorio Bob Willie Jill Annie Jr. the 2,394th went to bed because he was not tired after waking up after his long nap. He ate his breakfast with pride because it was 3:00am. Then the itty bitty hippo with a fat toe walked up to the cow and said "I am hungry, feed me." So the cow went skydiving. Then little Red Riding Hood came to visit Mr. Pig in her new Dodge Caravan. They all piled in the car to go see Aladdin at Six Flags. In the passenger seat of the car was a drawing on a small piece of paper of a pear tree. Their car broke down on the way to Wal-Mart, so they decided to just go roller-skating there instead because they did not have any money. They woke up the next day and bought some diamonds because they felt like it. The bird that wanted chicken went to Sparkles and bought an apple for $1,959,528,827,634.00. He had 35 cents to begin with, so he still had five dollars left to but a sofa. So he went home with his sofa and drank some chocolate milk since he was dead, so that his leg would heal.

The chocolate milk made him throw up cheeseburgers with absolutely no meat or cheese or bread or ketchup or mustard or lettuce or tomatoes because he was allergic to them, (that is why he ate one) that were alive and they started running around the bathroom toilet yelling "CALABUNGOOOOOO!" Then the cow learned Spanish so that he could go to Germany for a bathroom break. It only took him nineteen years to learn the basic stuff. What a fast learner! Anywho, William Johansen Stanople Gregorio Bob Willie Jill Annie Jr. the 2,394th was so happy that he was jumping for joy because he stubbed his toe when he found out that his very close sister Henrietta choked from a toe jam explosion in Asia a few years ago. He was shocked and had no idea it was coming. He had kept in touch with her by calling her everyday. An old lady's keyboard broke while she was taking a bubble bath. Then the flying superman became a bad guy because he realized that it paid well.

"LAMP"! cried a baby in Oklahoma. He immediately saved a cat from a 2 inch plant that was perfectly normal (because it could have been poisonous) and didn't even say I love you to its owner when he kindly returned it to him! What a nightmare bad guy! Everyone drove to North Korea and they all lived happily ever after in candy land they got to choose and they all really hated candy because it was too low fat so they chose it and read books for the next twenty years by diving at only one day old!

What a great day it was that day!!

- Hannahbelle Carmela Bowman♥

PS: I hope from this you learned never to go to inappropriate websites!