Soooo,,,what would happen if...?

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lets say,,,,It is a summer morning, 11 o'clock,,outside a caffe are  siting people..on one  table  is a businessman, playing  with his blackberry and   drinking  his espresso dopio, on the left  is a  couple, kissing  all the  time, with  untouched caffee latte, behind them are two construction workers making  jokes and  laughing,,,to right are 3  politics students discussing the political situations, they are  republicans, and somewhere  near  them is  an old  lady  sitting  with her dog, drinking  a tee, and  in the  middle somewhere  are  two guys, looking  at each other,,,and  it  happens,,,they kiss,,,,,how  do the others  react,,,what  will each  of  them do?

so,,,,time  to be  loony, random, imaginative and  funny,,,have  fun::DD::

SatsuMetsu · Accepted Answer

businessman - looks and suddenly averts his eyes for fear of an erection. this man is a repressed homosexual living in an unhappy marriage with 2 kids, his son is always in trouble with the law and his daughter is addicted to cocaine, his only escape in life is to talk to his male lover via his blackbery

couple guy - continues kissing
gal - continues kissing

workers - begin to do the wmca and are joined by a passing police officer, a sailor who has just got off the ship, and an indian who was in the process of a rain dance.

politics1 - starts to mumble about the world today
2shouts at the pair to stop the immoral behavior
3jumps up and breaks the two up, only to give them his number an dskip away into the sunset

old lady - "isnt that nice. both my sons getting along so well"...

Anonym · Answer

MK I am gonna go WAAAAY out there.

The businessman sees this reflected in his blackberry, and, having never seen gay people kiss before, he dies instantly of a stroke.

The kissing couple don't notice, which sucks for them because had they been looking they would have noticed the UFO drop down from the sky and abduct them.

The construction workers are so enthralled with this event they forget they are running the wrecking ball and knock over the entire building onto themselves, killing them instantly.

The republicans are so busy staring at the guys kissing that they don't notice the UFO either, but then the most right wing one of them all announces to his friends that he is gay and in love with one of the other ones, who is so homophobic he runs off to a remote island in the philippines

The old lady's dog is not actually a dog, its a reincarnated form of Kurt Cobain who telephathically lets the two men know they're awesome for expressing their love in public without shame. The old lady recieves this message as well, unintentionally and realizes her dog is a reincarnated Kurt Cobain, but when she tries to sell him on eBay as such no one believes her and they think she's crazy so they take her to a home for senile elderly people.

THE END

☄britty · Answer

Hmmm..
The business man will ignore it because he's too busy. The couple will compete and start having sex right then and there to show that they're a better couple. The construction workers will discriminate and make gay jokes, the three republicans will go crazy and start ranting on how bad homosexuals are. The old lady will feel lonely and start kissing her dog. Then, the homosexuals will take hammers and smash the construction workers' heads, then they will take a saw to the republicans, then they'll shove the old lady's tea in her face. LAST BUT NOT LEAST! They will kick the couple's butts and will go crazy on each other right then and there.

zeluvaa · Answer

Businessman is turned on as he is gay and starts watching gay video on his blackberry

The couple kissing are too busy to notice, they may think of doing a four way :p

The politics student will make a fuss. If they are republic, they will make a big fuss or walk away after swearing. If they are liberal, they will be happy to see the world changing. 

The old lady will go all grumpy and complain to the manager of the shop on the immoral behaviour. After all, during her time, there was no immorality  /sarcasm :p 
Or if she is too grumpy, she will let the dog loose on them

Anonym · Answer

The businessman does nothing, he is too busy to notice. 
The couple looks over and shrugs before going back to kissing. 
The construction workers will emit muffled laughs.
The political students will get up and make a huge fuss(and saying its unnatural). 
The old lady will look up, amazed, and will continue drinking her tea watching them.

Russ · Answer

Nothing. The kissing couple were two males already.

The Republicans are too busy planning how to keep the Democrats from putting a tax on kissing.

Anonym · Answer

The businessman would be so engrossed with his blackberry he doesn't even notice.
The couple is too busy drowning in the others saliva to notice.
The construction workers are like "Hell yeah!"
The Republicans walk away. (who needs then anyway, right?)
The old lady turns out to be a lesbian, so she just smiles and keeps drinking her tea.

Lol. :P

Anonym · Answer

Well i would just look just because it doesn't happen often where i live......
but i wouldn't think twice of it

EDIT* OO each of them...
they would all stare..but not the old women she is to involved with her dog

Taylor T. · Answer

I think that they would stare then go back to what they were doing.
Or only a few people would notice.

Super Sailor Jupiter · Answer

they don't have an idea what's going on. but if they did, they would probably want to join in on the action

Soooo,,,what would happen if...?

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