How does a Buddhist order a hot dog?

But he signals the waiter with the sound of one hand clapping.

One Lone Tree, you're assuming that there's something readily identifiable as meat in a hot dog.

To think of all the wondrous ways

They're using plastics nowadays...

That joke was already old when Robin Williams told it about a decade ago in "Bicentennial Man".

If you want a not-as-old one:

Q: Why couldn't Buddha vacuum his couch?

A: He had no attachments

They are vegetarians usually, so they wouldnt be ordering one