Your favourite funny insult??

"Please come back when you have less time to stay."

One time this rather large girl asked my friend to dance and without missing a beat he said, "You know, I'd love to but my doctor told me that I absolutely need to stay away from fat and cholesterol." It was funny but way too mean for anything I would ever say.

Person: "Guess what?"

Me: " Don't tell me if I don't care." or "What!?!?! Is it that I DONT CARE!"

I like to say if someone says "How about (they say soemthign here)" in a snotty attitude voice i say " How about you stop being such a smart allack? Ok? Okay."

"Stop talk to yourself." When they are talking to me and I am not listening.

Or the altimate comeback.."Hey what room is science in?" "Your moms!!"

I once told a classmate in college to get a haircut if he wasn't going to change the oil!♥

My favorite insult is to write bad names in columnar form. For example:

Before I knew you

I was happy

that I didn't

care about my

hair.

Get it?

Mine is by Foghorn Leghorn...

"Boy! You're about as sharp as a bowling ball...!"

I'm going to save us both a lot of time by telling you right here and now...you can't have me. (Watch'em blow up...)

Edit: Apparently, someone's been on the receiving end of this one before (but that's ALL they got, cause...they can't have me).

Here's 2...

Your pretty.... PRETTY UGLY!

Man your strong...... SMELLING!

The trick is to start with a compliment to twist their arm a little bit!

Here's a quarter, go call someone who might actually care.

It's cute you think I'm listening.

"You ... big shoe!"

Let's just say the person that came up with that isn't the best insult maker.

I laughed so hard when she came up with this!

:)