Can someone translate this japanese?

Question

ウチの斉藤、間違ってもマーヴィンゲイとジェイZは送らねーだろ。笑
ps：THE BANDは識別できんかったー
┗(-＿-;)┛マイッタ、コウサン

写真はヨッピーの赤ちゃん「雅」ちゃん。
すげぇ目がキレイなのはママに似たんだね。笑

という事で次はリハ初日から大遅刻かましてくれた
歌舞伎男子z 末っ子DJワンチュー出番でちゅよー
／myv


THANX EVERYONE >.<

soph · Accepted Answer

I guess that [Mr./Ms.] Saito won't send Marvin Gaye and Jay-Z at the worst...
ps: I couldn't identify THE BAND.
┗(-＿-;)┛What a bummer! I give up.

The one in the picture is "Masa-chan", Yoppy's baby.
His/her beautiful eyes take after his/her mama. LOL

Well, then he/she came very late at the first rehearsal.
The youngest child DJ of KAVKI BOIZ, Wanchuu, you are on now.

Note: I'm not sure if 「雅」ちゃん is "Masa-chan" or not. I could have another way of reading.
I don't understand the last sentence well. I can be wrong.

Can someone translate this japanese?

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