I'm going to Wal-Mart in 20 minutes?

YEAH, you can run through the aisle with like 8 little kids grabbing at your sides while they holler and scream. Let them tear apart the whole aisle while you passively say "C'mon ya'll stop it" then proceed to pick the spandex out of your a ss

i used to work for Asda here-wal-mart own them in the UK, my pet peeve was when someone would stop the girls stocking the shelves in the biscuit aisle and ask how many biscuits were in a pkt of brand name one, then the stores own brand, then a different kind of biscuit, same again, brand name, stores own, they got the girls to run their nail down the pack counting the biscuits in each, it was so annoying but the staff are trained to help the customer until they are COMPLETELY satisfied-so go the biccy aisle and try it lol

Heee!!! My mean side coming out. "Accidentally" knock over all of the bags and boxes of cereal. Or keep asking stupid questions. Hey. This is why I hate America, and I live here. Everyone goes to stupid wal - mart that has stupid plastic bags and hangers that are filling the world up and ruining the enviorment! Gosh!

Tell her you're constipated and looking for a cereal with just enough fiber to get stuff moving again. Ask her if she reccomends anything. Once she picks up the Fiber One cereal, complain about how much it costs and demand a discount.

Walk up and down the aisle singing "I'm a Little Teapot".

Any of these things! I'm working on the list myself ;)

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."

31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)

32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

33. Take bets on the battle from above.

34. Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: Marco Polo

43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.

45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.

46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."

49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it

Pick up the rice krispies box and pretend to hear it and start talking to Snap Crackle and Pop... Have fun!

Ask her to get you a box off the top shelf

pick up 20 boxes of cereal and put them all back in the wrong places...preferrably upside-down.

keep picking up cereals and putting them in different spots .. but why do you want to annoy her??