forune cookie!?!?

whoevr said

"in bed"

is dead. in a shed. with no bread. on his head. and he bled.cuz i said. ohh boi yo name must be Ned. i think you must be sniffin paint that's lead. do you even own a mikeuhnikes sled? have you been fed? that boi just fled. as i led. i lurve the colour red.

just get up to sped.

HEY BOI, WANNA GET WED?

:]

baby bye bye bye [bye bye]

OCD.

YOU KNOW!!!!!!! [seven exclamation points, btw.]

Well, I'd say that was much better than

Today is an ideal time to garden with your personal water!

But then, if you look at it another way:

Today it is time for your ideal personal gardner to water.

Maybe he'll be extremely handsome and show up with a bottle of Perrier. We can only hope.

Yeah, I've always heard you're suppose to add "in bed" to the fortune cookie fortunes, it sure does make them more interesting or funny really.

i want a fortune cookie! you know, on the back of those things, i always end up getting the same translation. it's either 'september' or 'august.' it's a conspiracy.

LOL!

What the heck is that supposed to mean?

I could write a better fortune than that!!!!

That's funny.

The oddest one I got was on 6/21/07. It said "Mark your calendar for 3 months from this date. Something wonderful will happen in your life."

Strange....and no, I'm NOT pregnant! ha ha But I did mark my calendar. ;-)

makes me think of alice in wonderland for some reason

*haha* That's fabulous!

lol i think it means keep your mind healthy.. lol

in bed?