Joke.....A coach driver is taking a bus full of?

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blind kids on a day trip. On the way home he needs to stop for a tacho break and pulls into the car park of a country pub. He tells the adult carer of the kids he has to take a break and he'll be a half hour. No problem says the carer, we'll have a game of football. The bus drive looks quizically at him until he pulls out of his bag a football with a bell in it. The driver goes for his break and the kids get started. About 20mins into his break a man runs into the pub shouting who's in charge of those blind kids outside?? Me says the driver, what's up they're only havin a game of football! I don't know about football but they're kickin the **** out of the morris dancers

Anonym · Accepted Answer

About time they got whats coming to them! lol morris dancers, dam A holes.

kevyn_uk · Answer

Morris dancing is a traditional form of English dancing going back over 500 years.  Dancers wear colourful costumes with bells sown into them and wave sticks and coloured hankerchieves.

I don't blame the blind guys.

? · Answer

Aye the secret handshake is to wreck the gear stick, pull away at bus stops fast enough to shake old ladies about - and of course to pull out straight into traffic. What they do at their secret gatherings I don't want to know. Unfortunately, as I've been on plenty of buses making an utterly pointless detour through a depot (oh aye..).. I've been privy to it. Suffice to say, I'm off the bus.

Krmfuentes · Answer

Funny, just post what a Morris Dancer is

Anonym · Answer

Ok, I do get the joke.  However, what exactly are the morris dancers...

carlos b · Answer

Who are the morris dancers? funny though.

cats · Answer

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

franja · Answer

Lovely... have a star you star!

(I have several blind family members who will LOVE this one!)

Bernie c · Answer

It's good ha ha

Anonym · Answer

excellent ha ha ha have a star

Joke.....A coach driver is taking a bus full of?

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