whoever has the awesomest answer wins. ok?

If Ronald McDonald was chasing you with barbecue sauce, you would be running, too.

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

PLATO: For the greater good of man.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN: I forget.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

CHARLES DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road .. it transcended it.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

BILL CLINTON : I did not, and I repeat, did not have sexual relations with that chicken.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hard working American.

L.A. POLICE DEPARTMENT: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York.

The chicken crossed the road so everyone would stary asking the stupid and very old question, why did the chicken cross the road? Which would eventually drive everyone Crazy and the chicken would eventually be the ruler of the roads, not knowing what would happen next, with people crashing into trees and driving off cliffs! PLEASE FOR THE GOOD OF ALL DO NOT ASK WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD!!!!!

Thank You

The chicken didn't cross that road, the road crossed that chicken.

"If you have to ask why chickens cross roads you'll never know."

It's just a chicken. It was probably running away from some fat American kid. lol

The real question is why should we care? The answer is we shouldn't. Next case.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To boldly go where no chicken has gone before!

Because he willed himself to do so.

The chicken was an illegal immigrant. He not only crossed the road, but he also crossed the border! There are over 12 million illegal chickens in this country. My fellow Minutemen members have witnessed this for years while the feds do nothing about it. lol...

Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected

in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

if i crossed the road would ppl. be asking why i crossed it...it's just a chicken come on what's so important...if ppl. asked questions about all the ppl. that crossed roads imagine how many questions there would be about crossing roads...i say it's not important...but w/e...(that wuz the only one i made up...yeah...but w/e...)

Did the chicken cross the road? If he crossed the road certainly he had no reason to as a chicken as it would mean expending more effort than the food he would find on the other side could provide the energy for. If he crossed the road.... that can only mean that Colonel Sanders was close behind and closing in on him.

- From the Perspective of Mr. Spock from Star Trek

the chicken is actually a lot smarter than we make him out to be-

he figured that if he did something as pointless as crossing the road, he would make us all wonder why he did it and turn it into a big, famous question with no true answer- finally, something that science can't explain.

throughout history, motive has always been sex... sex sex sex. Columbus was granted funding for his voyage because he boinked Queen Isabella. Troy fell, because the prince of Troy wanted to boink Helen of Sparta. Clinton almost got impeached because he wanted to boink Monica Lewinsky. With this established, I believe it is safe to hypothesize that the chicken crossed the road for no other reason than to boink the chicken that's on the other side.

A chicken has a tinny brain. It can't predict things like cars will keep going their corse. So my anwser is, THE CHICKEN DOSENT EVEN KNOW HE'S CROSSING THE ROAD!!

He didn't. The road passed under the chicken before he knew what hit him.

to ride the super brilliant fantastico super rollercoaster his mate had just been on because he said the girl sat next to him.. well her breasts came out by accident and his mate isnt that lucky so it must just happen on the rollercoaster but the rollercoaster was actually a roast chicken factory and by fell out well the chicken's breast had been chopped of and now he is dead and is going to be in my tummy sunday for a sunday roast , PERVY BAST@Rd serves him right.

lmao, well that was weird

Chicken McNuggets! Yeah! Awesome!