joke please star?

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a man is driving down a country road and he hits a pig..
its squeeling and wiggling around tangled up in the bullbars of his jeep, 

not sure what to do he phones his friend up....

"hey i just hit a pig its legs are stuck in my bullbars what should i do"

his friend (ever helpfull) advises him to slit the pigs throat and saw the legs free,then just toss it in the bushes .

he hears the phone get put down followed by loads of squealing , the sound of blood spurting everywhere and finally the sound of a saw.

finally the phone is picked back up.

"ok i did as you said and chucked the body and the legs in the bushes..... now what the f**k do i do with his motorbike??!!??"

Anonym · Accepted Answer

LOL that was so funny you can get a star,

nightryder28 · Answer

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Anonym · Answer

ouch for tht joke and a BRAIN KILLER 4 u

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST 

Count every " F" in the following text: 

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE 
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI 
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH 
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... 

HOW MANY ? 

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke. 
READ IT AGAIN ! 
Really, go back and try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down. 
The reasoning behind is further down. 
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The brain cannot process "OF". 
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Incredible or what? Go back and look again!! Anyone who sees all six the first time is a genious! 
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Three is normal, four is quite rare. 
Send this to your friends. 
It will drive them crazy, and keep them occupied for several minutes

Anonym · Answer

In all my days of travelling and I have travelled wide and far.  A pig riding a freakin'  motorbike I haven't seen so far!!!

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HAHAHAHA great heres one for you we've been given advised the different day - a guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to declare 2 words each seven years. After the 1st seven years, the elders deliver him in and ask for his 2 words. “chilly flooring,” he says. They nod and deliver him away. Seven greater years bypass. they deliver about him decrease back in and ask for his 2 words. He clears his throats and says, “undesirable foodstuff.” They nod and deliver him away. Seven greater years bypass. they deliver about him in for his 2 words. “I end,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve accomplished not something yet whinge considering you obtain here.”

CJ · Answer

funny.  for those who don't get it, "pig" is a name for cops.

Anonym · Answer

OMG I did not expect that, 
Ouch.

joethedog · Answer

we have pigs in cars and when were in the way all we hear  is oink oink

ILLUSTRATOR · Answer

I am not sure if I get it..

u urself said that he hits a pig ???

flyhighrn · Answer

oh dear...my best friend is a cop...lol...will send it to him...he'll lhao too!

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