JOKE!!!!! please star if you like it.....?

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.

It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was

twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the

wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me

that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got

married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock,

and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild

fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I

watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the

stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the

front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are

very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a

better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car..