What should you know about Texas?

Wait 5 minutes the weather will change, Bluebonnets are in season, the Mavericks are on top of their game. We are the only state that cam fly the State Flag the Same height as the American Flag. We are a republic state, we have tyhe most beautiful women here.

Texas is variety. West Texas is like a whole different country from East Texas. You can pick from cities of 1 to 2 million people, small communities of 12 to 50, and anywhere in between. I don't see very many illegal Mexicans. There are a lot of bad drivers in Texas, even in small towns. It's not hard to find a good place to eat. Even El Paso has good restaurants.

Texas does have a lot of gorgeous women, and some plenty big women too.

Texas is a great place to live. There are lakes, the beach, camping, hunting, football, good places to go out (Dallas/Ft. Worth and Austin), the people are nice, and Texas has a very interesting history! We are the only state in the US that can be our own independant republic!! Texans are very proud of their state and are happy to be from there!!

The bumper sticker I bought last time I was was here says it all; "I wasn't born in Texas but I got here as soon as I could".

Kennedy was shot there. The Cowboys suck. George Bush is a pain in the as*. There are illegal aliens on every corner. They had the Branch Davidian cult in Waco. And Houston is full of homeless Katrina victims. I'll start the car.

The women are perfect.

It gets hot, storms a lot.

no state tax and huge lottos