Vending machines cause more deaths a year than shark attacks!? Discuss......?

Actually, u r right, apparently there are more deaths by people pushing and banging Vending Machines because they have lost their money, the stupid machines fall over and crush the person to death.......absolutely true !!

Well, swimming in the ocean we become prone to unusual shark attacks mistakingly as food. Vending machine accidents are caused by idiots shaking it to get free food. Looks like sharks may be more intelligent, huh?

Oh no! Just added another thing to my list of irrational fears... Vending Machines!!!

How come Homer Simpson always manages to survive being crushed by one? Maybe this is giving people a false sense of security?

yeah he did lol. He was holding on to the cans instead of letting go.

Well with a shark attack you need to hit it in the eyes or gills so it realises you can hurt it. keep hitting so it knows you not defenceless.

Plus a shark can start bitting/eating your limbs but lifeguards etc can save you and you can live.

A vending machine doesn't feel pain, it'll just obey gravity and fall on you.

Yeah thats true.

A friend of mine was found inside a vending machine before that had washed up on a south african beach.

We found a Great White with 2x mars a can of coke and 2 bags of salt and vinegart inside it too.

What d'ya have there - a portable shower or a monkey cage?

Vending machine cage.

Vending machine cage? You go inside the cage?

(nod)

Cage goes in the food court... You go in the food court... Vending machine's in the food court... OUR vending machine...

Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies...

Dumb a s s people kill themselves over a can of coke at a vending machine

thats quite a funny fcat. i hate sharks now i had better beware of vending machines. i will put a notice on ours at work.

To JHoegle: Yes I've heard of the Darwin Award, a special one which awards people's death of funny causes(funny in the sense of strange). Am I right?

Yep silly people...fancy risking their live over a can of soda...*salute*...

People rock them to free up stuck snacks the machine hasn't dispensed. They weigh up to half a ton. Once they're rocked past their tipping point, they fall and crush the person rocking them.