What is the stupidest question you have ever been asked?

When telling my supervisor that I was pregnant with my 2nd child, I got a gasp and a "Was this PLANNED?"

1) yes

2) none of your business!

3) I had been married for a while at this point, hello!

4) how rude!

A plane crashes on the border between US and Mexico. In which country should the survivors be buried?

I was locked out of my car and the locksmith was trying to get in my car and this guy walks by and asked did i lock my keys inside.

computer software that asks you "are you sure you want to delete this file" just after you have pushed the delete button.

if i did`nt want to delete the damn file i would have not pushed the button.

if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around does the tree make a sound!!! well ya!

How about "Is it possible to get a suntan in the dark?"

What is Crack Cream for?

you just asked it!