So easy, a democrat could do it!

I'm a 40 year-old white conservative male who lives in N. Texas. I was medically-retired after 15 years in the Army and I now own my own excavation company. Due to the 0-bama economy, I have downsized and taken full-time employment as a corrections employee so that my remaining employees can continue to work full-time. I still work and manage my excavation business in my spare time (with the help of my wife) and am waiting patiently for the dark clouds, known as the 0-bama Presidency, to pass.