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I would at least like to be able to turn them on with the parking lights. Can some one please tell me how to achieve this?

OK, here it is. Every guy knows that if he could go down on himself, he would. The REAL question is, would you spit or swallow? My personal opinion is that you would be all going at yourself all into it and stuff and as soon as you came you would gag and almost hurl then try to convince yourself in your own mind that you aren't gay as a picnic. What do you all think?

What lines are these from? Extra credit for best answer if you know who said it.

1. " Oh I know it's pretty, baby, but I didn't bring it out for air."

2. " I didn't kill him. The bullets and the fall did."

3. " So uh, we gotta bump coming up. "

Anyone know the difference between these two engines? What is the difference in horsepower and the type of engines? Which one is the better engine?

Thanks for the help.

Engine 1:

http://www.streetsports.com/Photos/Vehicles/VW-Aud...

Engine 2:

http://www.warehousemotors.com/item_images/361-403...

If you can tell me where these lyrics came from and what inspired them, you get the Yahoo cheese!! I don't care about the who gets it right first. I'll pick the best answer!

Anyone know what kind of coat Rocky's son was wearing in Rocky Balboa? It was a button hoodie and I think it was wool. Thanks.

Hi all. I have my nipples pierced and every night before I go to bed I attach a 2 pound wieght to each nipple and do jumping jacks. I do this to punish myself for the bad things I have done to other people and for my sins. I think there is something wrong with this and wonder if I should seek help. I do 10 jumping jacks for each transgression and some nights I find myself doing more than a hundred. Do I need to see some one about this? Thanks in advance for your input.

Ten points goes the one who gets these quotes right first. Name the movie and the character/actor who said them.

1. That kid is back on the escalator again!!

2. It's like looking in a mirror, only not.

3. Before that I was thinkin I could use a couple more cans of that potted meat if you got any extree.

4. Nobody puts baby in a corner!

5. If it bleeds, we can kill it! ( too easy!)

I read somewhere today that no one can lick there elbows and that it is impossible. Well can you?

Remember on Wedding Crashers when he put the eye drops in the guys wine and he was really sick for days? Does that really work?

Hi all. I have an 02 Jetta with the double din Monsoon CD/tape deck. I was wondering if I can upgrade it with a set of subwoofers because I would like more base. I would change the stereo all together, but if I do that, the controls on the steering wheel won't operate the after market stereo. I really use them alot so I want to stick with the monsoon system. Any suggestions?

What movies are these quotes from?

First correct answer gets the ten. It helps your chances if you say who said them.

1. I don't know what's scarier, losing a nuclear weapon or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it.

2. It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.

3. Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.

4. At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo.

What movies are these quotes from?

First correct answer gets the ten. It helps your chances if you say who said them.

1. F*ck you all, you all!

2. I don't know what's scarier, losing a nuclear weapon or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it.

3. It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.

4. Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.

5. At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo.

First correct answer gets the ten. It helps your chances if you say who said them.

1. F*ck you all, you all!

2. I don't know what's scarier, losing a nuclear weapon or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it.

3. It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.

4. Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.

5. At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo.

What movies are these quotes from? First to get them all right gets the 10.

1. You know the funny thing is, on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.

2. So what business are you in? Murders and Executions. What was that? Mergers and Aquisitions.

3. Like I told you before, it's not an American story, it's and Irish one.

4. You know, it is very dangerous for you to be here. Why is that? Because you could melt all this stuff!

5. Can't do much damage with that thing now can we? Perhaps it should have been rule of wrist.

This guy goes into this bar with one of those little spider monkeys like the one from Outbreak . Immediately, the bartender tells him that there are no pets allowed. The guy explains to the bartender how well trained the monkey is and that he wouldn't bother anyone. Reluctantly the bartender agrees to let the monkey stay. A little while later the monkey is checkin out this and that and sees the pool table balls. His little eyes light up and he sprints over and eats a cue ball. The bartender gets very angry and kicks the guy out. The guy comes back the next day with the monkey, the cue ball and offers the bartender 100 dollars for the money he may have lost on the pool table. The bartender allows him to sit at the bar again. The bartender is closely watching the monkey and witnesses the monkey grab a peanut, stick it in his butt, pull it out, and then eat it. Hes like gross why did he do that? The guy says, ever since he had to poop out the cue ball, he checks everything for size first!

This guy goes into this bar with one of those little spider monkeys like the one from Outbreak . Immediately, the bartender tells him that there are no pets allowed. The guy explains to the bartender how well trained the monkey is and that he wouldn't bother anyone. Reluctantly the bartender agrees to let the monkey stay. A little while later the monkey is checkin out this and that and sees the pool table balls. His little eyes light up and he sprints over and eats a cue ball. The bartender gets very angry and kicks the guy out. The guy comes back the next day with the monkey, the cue ball and offers the bartender 100 dollars for the money he may have lost on the pool table. The bartender allows him to sit at the bar again. The bartender is closely watching the monkey and witnesses the monkey grab a peanut, stick it in his butt, pull it out, and then eat it. Hes like gross why did he do that? The guy says, ever since he had to poop out the cue ball, he checks everything for size first!

This guy goes into this bar with one of those little spider monkeys like the one from Outbreak . Immediately, the bartender tells him that there are no pets allowed. The guy explains to the bartender how well trained the monkey is and that he wouldn't bother anyone. Reluctantly the bartender agrees to let the monkey stay. A little while later the monkey is checkin out this and that and sees the pool table balls. His little eyes light up and he sprints over and eats a cue ball. The bartender gets very angry and kicks the guy out. The guy comes back the next day with the monkey, the cue ball and offers the bartender 100 dollars for the money he may have lost on the pool table. The bartender allows him to sit at the bar again. The bartender is closely watching the monkey and witnesses the monkey grab a peanut, stick it in his butt, pull it out, and then eat it. Hes like gross why did he do that? The guy says, ever since he had to poop out the cue ball, he checks everything for size first!

I didn't get anything from my girlfriend for Valentine's day. Does this mean something. We spent the day together and went to a nice dinner. I was wondering if guys are supposed to get stuff or not.

What movies are these quotes from? First one the get them correct gets the ten beans. Ya dig?

1. How could I forget you? You are the only person I know!

2. Well you know for me, the action is the juice! Im in.

3. I don't screw to get respect. That's the difference between me and you!