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My sister has been acting weird lately. She has been asking to see my junk and wanting to "Practice" for her boyfriend. Is this normal? Should I let her? She is a stunner and I wouldn't mind giving her a mouth full of throat yogurt.

I am a 21 year old male, and was attending a frat party the other night. Long story short, I got smashed and ended up sucking off like 5 dudes at once. I have never been with a guy prior to that and am attracted to girls. Does this make me gay or just college curious?

My name is Tropolize and I was born on Saturn's moon Titan. Where can I find bionics and mysticism to become the most powerful on earth?

So my ex-girlfriend is about to have our baby soon. We have found out that it is in fact going to be a girl. I am stuck between the names Anastasia or Fantasia. I am assuming she will grow up to be a stripper since her mother is a whore. Want to start her our right.

Long story short I accidental got this stripper pregnant. I paid so that she could get an abortion, but recently found out that she used the money on other things. She is now three months in and to top it off my wife doesn't know anything about this. Is it still too late to get an abortion?

Last night I was at a party and ended up getting blown by this young stunner I met. We took to the bedroom where I proceeded to beat them knees up if you know what I mean. I tossed about 3 oz. of throat yogurt up in her. Anyways, I am pretty sure three other dudes pulled a train on her after I left. Should I tell them I have an STD or just let them figure it out?

Ok, I know different generations go through their own styles, but what the he ll is the deal with dudes wearing skinny jeans. These dudes must tuck their junk in between their legs or something. Where did this style come from??

I inherited a bunch of silver and crystal (Glasses, cook wear, and serving platters) I have no need for them and am trying to find the best way to sell them and get the most out of them. Does anyone have any advise on where the best place to take stuff like this for sell?

When will he stop producing garbage. I am appalled that he gets out of Prison (Which I am sure he was on PC the whole time) and then tries to glorify it. He's the reason people still use the "N" word.

Im a 16 year old male and me and my girl decided to go "All the way". She didn't want to get pregnant so she let me hit it in the butt. So do girls like it as much in the back as they do the front??

I was sitting at a stoplight the other morning when a cyclist, all decked out like Lance Armstrong, came screaming past my car. As he flew into the intersection, as if he ruled the road, he slammed broad side into an SUV. I couldn't help but laugh as he did several summersalts into the street. Cyclist have the same road laws right??

I just dont understand why someone would want to "rep" a block or side (west,east) of a city when there is a whole world out there.

I have an iPhone 4 and just did the ios upgrade. Not sure if it matters but my provider is At&t. Does iCloud cost to use?? Plus it just deleted all my old apps, can i get them back?

So I am working at a restaurant and needed to take a huge deuce. I mean this thing was massive, one of those mud butt situations. Really, if I would have been at home I would have just jumped in the shower. Anyways I walk out and forget to wash my hands because I was in a hurry to get back and finish tossing the salad for dinner service. No harm no foul right??

I have the ability to generate bolts and streams of paralyzing energy, as well as destructive energy which causes a form of disintegration, and can disguise my appearance. Does anyone know of a god that could have given me these powers?

So I was taking the old lady to pound down the other night and she was riding me like a rodeo clown. My jimmy slipped out and I heard a loud pop when she landed on it. Now Conan is bent like a banana and it hurts to pee. Will it correct itself?

As a high-level telepath, I can read, control and influence human minds. I'm s scientific genius, and also a leading authority on genetics, mutation, and psionic powers. Should I uses these powers for good or go ahead and use them for my own bennifit?

So my girl was giving me some neck and asked that I don't blow my load in her mouth. So when I gave her the signal she went to get off, hit her head one the bottom of the steering wheel, and it blew all over her face. Now she cant get her contact out, what should she do?

Was religion made up just to keep order in the world. Is it possible that they made up at the time to gain power and control over civilization. If it was found that religion was made to help regulate people, would this create more chaos in the world?

Im in my 30's :( and love Seindeld. I remember when i was young and the big re-runs were MASH. What do you all think?