Maron The Paranoid Schizoid

I have always wanted to try but every time I go to try the chicken is killed before I get there.

It has saved mine ;o)(old video i'd love to share with you all "loving" people)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6w2M50_Xdk

I think I'll set mine on fire! >:)

“Those who have long enjoyed such privileges as we enjoy forget in time that men have died to win them.”

I always have. Its the reason I moved to Canada, no one knew me, I could just be the quiet stoner who sometimes comes outside naked to get the newspaper. I could live the rest of my life not having to get to know people. I guess I fucked that up when I got married, huh? I wish I could move to some place and not get friendly with people. Just be the quiet guy down the street that nobody really knows. Maybe Ireland...

I'm bored and i've been looking at quotes for an hour and have been remembering some from a long time ago.

As an ex-self injurer, one of the quotes that really resonates with me even today is "How will you know if I am hurting if you can't see my pain? To wear it on my body tells what words can't explain"

I remember when I was 20 that my dog - an animal that had so far been my best friend since the age of 6 - had died. And it didn't affect me, at first. Fast forward to a month later, in my Psychology class, I heard a dog bark. Turned out, I knew the dog, it was a seeing eye dog for my friend Jake, a Rottweiler. And when I heard this dog bark, all those memories of my baby just sprang forth like an unending flood. I start balling so hard that I had to tear out 3 pages of notes because I was balling so hard. I had to take the rest of the day off; and when I got back to my dorm room I was so inconsolable I couldn't even talk, just babble incoherently. I fell asleep holding a picture of my dog and woke up in a pool of my tears and sweat.

BQ: What are some good quotes for those who have lost someone?

Recently I lost my father, as much as I hated his guts, he was still my father and I loved him as such.

what kind of advancements would we see today?

Mine are my scars, all 6000 of them..

What are some of yours?

Just boredom spouting from my brain. Anyway, have you ever been suicidal? I most certainly have :P

You finish the sentence =)

I have. When I was 13 I used to do a lot of parkour, well that's what my friends called it. So one day I thought I could make a 5.5m gap. I was on a 3 story building and I thought I could make it to the next one, I didn't. I hit the side of the building and I fell 3 stories, to what seemed to me, a painful death. I landed on my left side, puncturing my left lung, breaking all but one of my ribs, shattering my leg and part of my face. The next thing I remember, I woke up in the hospital 5 days later. I had a killer headache...

What's your's?

"This is going to hurt"

What's your worst one?

In a normal everyday situation?

For me: I'm a manic depressive suicidal fuckwit.

I'm listening to Los by Rammstein...

I am strong, because I am weak?

I am beautiful, because I know my flaws?

I am a lover, because I am a fighter?

I am fearless, because I have been afraid?

I am wise, because I have been foolish?

I can laugh, because I have known sadness?

"Gravedigger, when you dig my grave, can you make it shallow so that I can feel the rain"

I can't remember and its driving me crazy!

Why is there a dead person in the house Carl!?