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Yahoo absolutely refuses to let me create a new email account without a mobile number. Excuse me Yahoo, but not all people are sheep and own fancy cell phones. Why can't you call me at my house, why on earth does it have to be a flipping cell phone? Screw you Yahoo!

I love Top Ramen, and I can't decide which flavor is the best. HELP ME!

We just had a litter of 15, that's right, 15 puppies who camped in one of our bedrooms. As you can imagine, the room has become quite inhabitable, with tiny piles of poo embedded into the carpet and other nasty stuff. Is there a product out there in stores that can help out with this problem? What should be my main strategy when dealing with this room? Any thoughts will be helpful, thanks!

Tonights RAW is taking place in Chicago, and it's damn sure going to be an interesting show to say the least. What I want to know is if it's going to be available for viewing on the WWE network, and if so, what time will I be able to watch it? I don't think you can stream it live, but you should be able to watch it after RAW goes off the air, right?

I'm personally a sucker for Show No Mercy, every thing off of that album owns serious ***!

In the 24 years of my existence, I have never owned a cell phone. That's actually a pretty big deal in today's world, because everyone and their grand children own one. I recently realized that communication with family and friends is a very important thing and having a cell phone makes all of that a lot easier. I'm kind of torn though, having never owned a phone, I have no idea which brands are the best for me. If you can suggest any kind of phones, and what service is the best, (verizon, att, etc.) I would be very greatful. Thanks.

I am really torn on which game I should get. I already ow Tomb Raider and AC4 on PS3, is it worth the money to get them on PS4 as well? Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated, thanks.

Let's say, hypothetically, that you just dumped in your pants, what would you do? Would you immediately get undressed and jump in the shower, or would you just sit in it and reflect? I'm kind of leaning torwards option B. Thoughts?

I'm bored, tell me the funniest joke that you know. Racist, blonde, retarded, or religious jokes are fine, anything really. Thanks.

I love Slayer and Pantera, and don't really have a preference, they are both ******* legends. I'm just curious to see what others think.

She is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen and I desperately want her, how do I get her if she is involved with someone?

I've been curious about this beer, and to be honest I don't want to shell out 9 bucks for a beer that might suck. If this is no good, what else would you recommend?

I work at a casino, and literally every guest that walks through the doors are freaking douchebags that treat every employee like their *****. Why do people behave this way?

If you are religious, is it 100% religion all day every day? Do you talk about Jesus and God and all of that every single day of your life? Or do you take days off to get blackout drunk and commit a bunch of sins? I'm curious because i've never met a religious person that takes it easy with all of the God and Jesus stuff, and just kicks it every now and then. It's always about Jesus this, and Jesus that.

And by "Working Girl" I mean prostitute. I'm just looking for some good deals!

When I am on breaks at work, I like to listen to my headphones so I can pump myself up for work. Is it rude that I don't talk to any of my coworkers, and would rather listen to music?

I watched Seed of Chucky the other day, and man oh man was I blown away! The movie has everything, action, comedy, horror, gore, and of course a brilliant story. I really don't think that there are any other movies out there that share this movies achievements. If you feel different please let me know.

We are born into a life of beauty and opportunity, the whole world is in front of us right from birth. We grow up and go through school, middle school all the way through high school, and for some of us college. And we do all of this for what reason? All so we can get a job, make money, and enjoy our retirement. What kind of life is that? Why must we all put ourselves through hell just so we can enjoy the little time that we get to relax? In order to live a "good life" we must work and work and work and work, bullshit jobs that some genius decided were necessary, all so that we can retire at around 60 years old, and then go into a home and DIE! I wish I could just quit this **** job, and go out and do what I want. But alas, in order to do that kind of thing, I have to continue this bullshit job, with these bullshit people that I work with. God damn it!

I'm at work right now and they have Love Shack playing, and the song is just not ending! Why won't this song end!? And who in the hell decided that his song should go on and on and on and on?? What the hell man!??

I've always wanted to try and wear a diaper, maybe to work, or to the grocery store, and take a dump while standing. Has anyone else ever had this fantasy??