Panama Jack

I've tried to increase font size by going into "page", then clicking on the "zoom in" links, and then going into text "larger text" links. Nothing works. The page just becomes bigger, font size remains the same. Once the page has been printed, it's still difficult to read.

I am a regular business traveller to these two countries. Is there any way I can access my favourites sites like BBCiplayer?

Are clients allowed to speak to their barrister prior to any court action? At the moment, my solicitor has sought counsel's opinion (the barrister's opinion), but I am not happy with my solicitor, because she has been refusing to return my calls/emails for the last three weeks.

To clarify matters, I decided to phone the barrister, who almost had a fit when I started asking him questions, saying that clients were not allowed to speak to barristers directly. It must be done through the solicitor. Is this true? And why?

They said it is not a harmful bacteria. But my girlfriend had a lot of discharge recently, and was tested privately for ureasplasma. She was treated with minocylcine, and the discharge cleared up after 2/3 weeks.

Bought my daughter a box of chocolates for her birthday. When I got home, I discovered they were 2 months out of date. The large supermarket chain gave me a full refund, amended my receipt to show what had happened, and said their complaints department in Scotland would contact me within 14 days.

7 weeks have passed, and still haven't heard anything. What advice would you offer? Do I have any legal rights for compensation? What would have happened if my daughter had eaten some of the chocolates, caught a serious infection like MRSA, and died?

I have been told I cannot eat shrimp, but I can eat other seafood. Is this true? And if so, why?

No smart-*** answers about whores, thank you.....I vaguely remember the park from the Paul Merton in China series, but can't remember the name.

I want my name to be removed from their contact list. Will this action do it?

I have a lesbian friend of a friend who always seems to get excited everytime she sees a policewoman. She also gets excited when she sees a policeman, but less so. What's the pyschology behind it all? I'm too afraid to ask her myself, because she's bigger than me.

I believe he has been lying to me as to who he is.

PS: He may not be on the voting register.

Their website says I'm "entitled" to put a 20 kilo bag in the hold. Then when I continue the booking process, a charge of £16 is added to my bill.

I'm new to Easy Jet, but I take it the word "entitled" doesn't mean free, because as soon as I press the link to remove the baggage allowance "entiltment", a dialogue box comes up saying I cannot check any hold bags in.

I'm confused by the ambiguous wording.

Somewhere in the region of £50-£60 a night.

Does this illness(?) put a woman at a higher risk of breast cancer? Can any drug/medicine/supplement be taken to stop the proliferation of mammary gland cells?

According to the latest survey, the public doesn't finish 85% of the books they buy because of poor writing.

If you buy goods from a reputable store, and you're not happy with the quality of the goods, you can return the goods and ask for a refund.

Shouldn't this be replicated in the book industry? It might get rid of some of the authors who refuse to retire, and bring some fresh writing to the party.

What do you think?

Is it:

1) A refusal of publishers to take on new authors (new authors require publicity--which costs money).

2) A refusal of literary agents to take on new authors (see above).

3) The internet.

You decide.

Landing at lunchtime on a Sunday, travelling solo. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Will be arriving at around 4pm after long flight. Taxi will be a bit expensive. Any other suggestions?

And why?