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Often I access a website and am directed to this TOTAL GARBAGE, often linked to some equal garbage about " misubishiconfort". What is all this for and how do I stop this TRIPE from preventing me from accessing the internet?

Rest assured I shall never purchase another Mitsubishi product EVER EVER EVER!

Every time I access one or two websites, after a few minutes my computer goes to "ww9.mitsubishiconfort.com" and shows a load of utter rubbish about central heating systems. How do I get rid of this defect? I have run several spyware/malware programmes and none can find anything wrong with my laptop.

Israel is actually in the Middle East (like Syria and Iraq) and the Middle East is part of the continent of Asia. Surely it should compete with other Asian countries?

She has heard you can't get bacon or sausages for breakfast, you can't get shellfish as the Israelis think shellfish are un-kosher and so on. Also she has heard you can't buy decent wine there either. She is thinking of declining the trip she has won. What can people advise? Do they impose their religious eating fads on ordinary people? And is everything shut on Fridays?

The Anemos and Venus in Charlotte Street are long gone. So are all the others in Fitzrovia. Where can I get a good Greek meal?

They are back into murdering the poor Gazans again.

I am tired of websites whose owners censor every slightly risqué comment.

As is well known, the Americans spell theatre with an -er instead of the -re used by every other country in the English-speaking world. When did this happen and why? (I noticed that the Ziegfeld Theatre in NYC was called "theatre" when it opened in c.1929 - so the change must have been later). But WHY change to "theater"?

Some ideas on how to do them harm without their finding out I did it would be much appreciated. Nothing wicked or criminal, just something to inconvenience them severely..... This is a serious need, so please help me.

Why does the USA keep supporting the Israelis in their murderous persecution of the poor Palestinians?

So many "Mickey Mouse" universities issue degrees in 10th rate subjects. Which universities are not worth going to in your opinion?

I just read a book listing 50 contenders for worst historical decision. What's your nomination?

I mean for posting my own things and also for laughing at other people's scribbles! There are so many to choose from it's a puzzle - so comments from people who have been there would be useful.

I would appreciate some suggestions for treats for my cat. He is 5 years old and is gorgeous. And anti-cat remarks will be reported as abuse.

People have seen my cat "playing" with a fox in a nearby park. They didn't appear to be fighting and he came back home unharmed. Might he have been playing? He is quite a fearless cat.

I will be going to my brother-in-law and sister-in-law's house for Xmas dinner and they will have another guest there whom I HATE TOTALLY. Please suggest a staggering insult which will leave him speechless. No obscenities please. He is aged about 60, unmarried and "artistic".

I have found out for definite that my next door neighbour's wife is having an affair. I really HATE both of them. What is the safest way to let her husband know? I am not on speaking terms with him and he would recognise my voice on the phone, even if disguised.....

Throughout history, people have disliked the Jews and persecuted them. Why?

I'd like a detailed answer to the above please.