Politically Incorrect

How much fish can Johnny eat if he goes 70 miles per hour?

I just ate some garlic bread and garlic soup. My mouth tastes funny and I have a hot date right now!!! Is garlic breath sexy? I'm worried.

I think I have the greatest hair, it's got shine, body, and it's lice-free!!! I think it's great, do you?

Help! I think I swallowed some!

I see people everywhere with them and reading them, from phone books to Shakespeare. I don't really know what is so great about them, but now I feel so left out because everyone has them but me. So should I join in this new fad so I can fit in with the others? Should I just hold my book or do I actually have to read it?

The reason I want to sue my school is that they are violating my rights as a student. They are trying to teach me science, and the other students and I feel violated by what they are trying to do. I tried contacting the authorities but I doubt they will help me in my troubles. I refuse to believe in science, and the others and I believe that science should be separated from the state. But what the school is trying to teach is unacceptable to us. So should I sue my school for trying to teach me science?

schmeckt gut?????

can u ppl who speak chineese translate this website??

http://www.deutschepost.de/dpag?xmlFile=828

how do you post a question here??????????? so confused :[[[[[[[[