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(the 1 & only) Joseph
I strive to obtain knowledge and to also correct myself when I err.
Could you read my poem then say if I have an ear for poetry or not?
When it's time to shoot skeet I'll be too tired to pull
Or, literally, I want to grow old
Older than Brigadier General John E. Wool
You'll see through my skin to my skull
With eyes like the horns of a bull
With something of the context of conquistadors
In a time of war...
Soliloquize. Tears poured.
4 AntwortenPoetryvor 9 JahrenWhy doesn't my horoscope say "You will answer questions in response to Coincidence."?
It should, time to time.
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Since I hate wasting space... Also:
Why don't people like me?
Why aren't cigarettes considered natural causes?
How insane is the man with the stupid question?
"There's no such thing as a stupid question" ... Comment?
1 AntwortHoroscopesvor 9 JahrenThe dictionary said Yahoo means a crazy person.... Relevant much?
9 AntwortenPolls & Surveysvor 9 JahrenPlease comment on my poem. Can wishful thinking end a brutal heat wave?
Could you offer me a title for this?
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The clouds of winter are shaken loose,
Landing in snow-globes over my nose.
It's just a little wishful lie, though.
For, beneath, The Sun boils even the wettest toes
Now though, the deities of Summer are set opposed.
Goddess April, Goddess June, and God July...
No matter; the doors of their oppression must be closed,
If those three birds are to have freedom to fly.
So to Venus, Juno, and Caesar,
I repeat the same hasty "Good-bye."
4 AntwortenPoetryvor 9 JahrenHave you ever heard of the band Minus The Bear?
I randomly picked up a CD of theirs from a library because I like ice. I really like the sound!
1 AntwortPolls & Surveysvor 9 JahrenWhat's your definition of a living organism? Is there life on Pluto, anymore?
Are living organisms those that don't make a fool of you? Do you wish you were dead? Why do plants grow?
... just answer any sort of relevant question, if you'd like; I'd appreciate it if you specify what you're answering somehow.... not sure how much I really care though, if it matters to you.
1 AntwortPhilosophyvor 9 JahrenIf someone is egotistical is that a forgivable bit of impoliteness?
Many philosophers have made memorable points about ego & self-awareness.
What's your take on the etiquette of being egotistical?
2 AntwortenEtiquettevor 9 JahrenWhat's the oldest evidence of humor?
4 AntwortenHistoryvor 9 JahrenDoes your past betray peoples' trust?
To paraphrase
Do people like you until they find out about aspects of your past that aren't their cup of tea?
1 AntwortOther - Social Sciencevor 9 JahrenWhat do you think of this poem that I just wrote? Criticism, comments?
My ancient ancestors were raped, when they were slaves to Greeks.
The birds of Darwin, at the same time, just the worms in the beaks.
Romeo & Juliet, Pyramus & Thisbe... Spartans and the Boeotian League.
Eons ago, before the ivory skin, when history was at today's peak.
Am I telling tall tales or does my story stand bipedal?
A spider's web to feast on the bloodthirsty mosquitoes.
Perhaps I'm willing to insist the bloodline dates to the time of Nero.
Perhaps I'm willing to only provide proofs that add up to zero.
The truth of words depends on choice.
At least I CAN have a poetic voice.
Whether or not our time is spent
Perhaps we can be content.
2 AntwortenPoetryvor 9 JahrenWhat kind of symbolism do you think there is when you see blue jeans?
1 AntwortPolls & Surveysvor 9 JahrenCould you please tell me what you think of the poem I wrote?
Just wrote this after a sad day, about my time at a funeral home - just some thoughts that swirled through my head. Do you have any suggestions for me on writing better?
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I'm an invisible man
in the mirror (where I belong)
I'm only reflected by tears
Goodbye, my words, a silent hand
They grasp me and say "so long."
3 AntwortenPoetryvor 9 JahrenIf I have gay urges in video games, does that mean I'm gay?
How come the character I made of myself in The Sims gave up his marriage and let a man kiss him?
So I only knew this guy for a couple of hours... the guy decides he wants to kiss me and I'm just cool with that and in love with him all the sudden!?!? I had been supporting my wife as a criminal for almost a whole month! Now she slaps the taste out my mouth and I totally want to marry this new dude!
My new friend's name is Long-Schlong MacGuire. He's a good-looking redheaded black guy. (Why am I hard as a rock when he touches my avatar? Why wasn't I as aroused when my wife kissed me?) My last name is The Great. Should I kiss and hug him and propose or should I let him propose so I have to take his last name? Should I quit my life of crime? I'm totally in shape, logical, I'm an awesome cook, I can fix anything, my personality is awesome... I have loads of cash! What should I do?
Seriously, do you think I'm REALLY gay or is it just a game? I think I'd like it if a man who I get along with made out with me. Should I pursue a real life as awesome as the fake gay life that makes me happy?
This is a serious question. I want to know if my fantasies are meaningful.
4 AntwortenLesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendervor 9 JahrenIf you thought you were being spied on, would you be considerate?
An occasional tip of the hat... would you be so kind? Would it depend on whether the spy was just doing his/her job?
1 AntwortEtiquettevor 9 JahrenHow do you know when people on TV are being fake because of the camera?
2 AntwortenSociologyvor 9 JahrenCan a hermit give good advice about life?
4 AntwortenParapsychologyvor 9 Jahren