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i dont know crap about laptops n stuff, so can someone help me ?

i want to buy a laptop, but i dont know wich or what kind to get, i want a badazz laptop, not impossibly expensive laptops, but affordable ones, ill save up for a laptop, i just somethin cool, i like up to date technology haha,

10 points best laptop, would really apreciate da help, thanks in advanced

would yall happen to know if you know any jack daniel margarita recipes?

easy to get but good?

Do they even make jack daniels margaritas? i have a bottle of jack wit me an well me an a couple of frens were gonna make margaritas but i was only able to get jack daniels and no tequila...i just want sumthin good to mix with jack daniels, please give me a good tastin one well preciate it 10 points best maragarita or mix or whaevr

can someone translate these follwoing sentences to english?

同性愛 を 恋愛相談 の カテゴリ に 入れる

知恵袋 を どう 思いますか？

同姓愛 は 日本じゃ認められてないでしょ

分かってないなー

and if you can seperate word by word that can help.. i want to look up the words and study them seperatly but i'm not sure on wich ones are whole words and wich ones aren't (i already put spaces between words that i think are words) correct me 10 points preciate it!

how do you say this in the formalist japanese?

i'm learning japanese: is it nihongo ga benkyou suru?

Do you think you can help me?

can someone translate it in a form where it's like speaking to another japanese student

see, there;s this japanese kid in my history class, barely speaks english, so uh yeah i dont want to come up to him too nice or anything weird. make this colliquil please 10 points best answer

can someone please check these vocabulary words of the human body parts, and see if these are correct or not old words people don;t use? preciate it

http://www.jonsay.co.uk/dictionary.php?langa=Japan...

What kinda of music do you like?

- ((Whatever i can get drunk to))

Please translate the above sentence's Answer for the question, not the question.

10 points for whoever translates this. but i only want Mexican dialect

da question is, what can i do to save my mom from becoming homless? i cant do nothin myself ive alredy been doin da best i can in givin her money and a phone and ma sistr has been helpn on givn her rides, im only 17. i need progmras or stuff like tha thatll help her get her own place, and job and all that, because its getting bad, she's already tried some classes from TANIF (i think its calld) it only got her a few jobs but they were all a one time job kinda thing, and well her stuff she left here at ma dads house, she just needs a place to live, and a job...please someone help, i feel like **** knowin that by da end of this month she has too move out from this women's house she had moved into for a while...i need her to be okey, any links, program numbers to call at will really help her. please someone help? 10 point best effort

(((JUST READ DA REST BELOW IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHATS HAPPENING)))

i'm not da one thas on da verge of bein' homless, my mom is, i live wit my dad,

and my mom has been livin by herself (theyr divorcd), i'm helpin her wit her phone, and givin her some extra cash for whatevr she needs it for. but i don have enough to get her an apartment. i can honestly say she's ...well fuckd.. she never graduated,she never went to highschool, so gettin a job for her will never work out. she's from mexico, she doesnt have family to stay wit because theyre in mexico, and da only person she has is her sistr but somthin unforgivable had happen betwen them. i would wan her to stay here at ma dad's house, but my dad has diffrent plans, he already wants me out da house along wit ma sister an nephew and get married wit some women he talkln to.

yestrday i had a dream

it was about my death, i had previously died..

i was at a house "my house i guess" at night i was with people that were suposubly my family (not in reality though) i went outside to go climb this wooden ladder that lead on a highr level on da side of da house that connectd to a BIG tree branch where u can sit down on

then this guy wich was my brother (i dont have a brother in reality)

just had these negative vibes against me, and sat next to me, and then this gurl (wich in da dream she's my sister) started yellin at me and all i remmebr is her saying "all you do is smoke weed all day"

in da dream it made me seem like i was a bad person..

but then my "brother" either pushd me off or i fell by myself i cant remebr...but i fell ..landed on da floor and then died.

but then..da dream skips to me in this room inside da house talkin wit my 2 sisters, and my uncle

(keep in mind i only have one sister and ma real sister was in da room and da other sister was too)

we startd talkin and startd laughing, then it got quite, everybody in da room was well aware that i had fell of da house and died

and they showed me where i had fell and where i had died, but at this time i could tell as if i had went back in time before i had died (like if i had a second chance) and it was like everybody knew i went back before da monment i died. and they didnt want me to go back up da stairs because we all knew what was goin to happen.

but at da same time everybody knew im suppose to die, but it was like i could feel them and hear their thoughts and they didnt want me to die.., but then we knew if i didnt die somthin would happen.. it was like they were disobeying destiny kinda feeling...then da rest i cant remembr ..just waking up feeling like ****, and i felt like i needed to stay away from any wooden ladders..i dont know it was purdy bad dream. what would this mean to me? 10 points best explination

Lesbians n yall gays ..Are you gurly,manly or both?

just wanna see how many flamboyents n manly guys/gurls are out there

can you get ganaria by kissing someone that has ganaria? or had ganaria ?(on their genitals)

please experts only answer this

i don want no guessing

So i've been thinkn', as a gay fu like me, da idea of masculine beefy men on top of eachother dominatin' each other and letn' eachother dominate da othr is soo damn attractive because a masculine beefy man let's a another masculine beefy man dominate him , and for a masculine man to put himself in a vunerable position for another masculine man is...oh hell...im gettn turnd on lol but yeh yall got ma point...so to da question

Ma question is ... can ya'll give me a detailed answer (like da one i just mentioned about my lil ideal gay sexuality) on what's so sexy about lesbian sexuality, i'm not dogn down on lesbians ..hell na, i love yall haha im just wonderin' if yall think like me...but with women on top of women dominatin eachother as a man would to a women be hot but in this case it's only women ?...ya get me? haha well please make it detailed and whats da turn ons 10 points best answer

i've always wonderd what turns a lesbian on

Well, hopfuly i'm getin' hired soon, and ima spend ma first check on a couple of bottles and have a couple of friends over to drink

Now, i'v been drinkn for a while now, and i;ve decided i wanna be a bartender so i wanna start mixn' drinks as practice, and since im gonna be buyin bottles i wanna know whch ones yall would recommened me to buy, and what chasers to get ... so i can have myself a hand full of good tastin' mixd drinks.

and if yall know any recipes that have the STRONG taste of liquor but with a good taste , i'd love to learn how to make it

10 points best liquor recipes list

oh and if yall know a great site to help me out on bartendin' i'd preciate tha too,

iGot two questions:

1)Can you get clamydia from a person free of deseas and infections? for example, if you had un protected anal sex, can your penis get an infection from the anal fluids, but the person you did is completly clean?

2)And Also, Can Clamydia carry HIV or AIDS ?

10 points best answer, 'preciate it

Well ****, iNeed some help... for da past couple of days iNoticed it hurts to take a dump, it feels like ma crap is cuttin ma anal area in da insides, an it hurts pretty bad.

its not alot of bleedin just, like i'd say a pinky tip size of blood, nothin huge, but then today iToke a dump, and well, there was dark blood, and iread tha tha is real bad, it wasn a whole lot of blood but it was a thumb tip size of blood i whipd off, but after tha there was no more blood.

now i don wan this to be turnin out to be a huge thing, Hell im only 17 and i drink ALOT of liquor n some beers, and i read tha sht makes ma stuff hardr n sharpr. but this week n last week i havent drank and after da bottle of jack daniels i had yesterday i poopd tha dark red blood..

can yall give me the kind of foods i can eat? im rreal poor and caint buy any of those fancy medicines, and da only kinda food at ma house is mexican type food...so i jus need somthing to help me get rid of these damn hemroids its been about 5 days

10 points bes answer, and method tha works

"Alte gratci, esono ey protanollennie se es gretare pontona arelle ah es veto"

my friend posted this sht up on his myspace status thing, and another thing is he says he was born in italy and moved here when he was little and speaks italian, but noone belives him and me especially..i'm learning italian and i don't recognize nothin from the above sentence. i'm pretty goddamn sure this aint italian, unless its one of those dialects in italy.. but other then that im pretty sure it's not..because he's a little to dark to be italian and his last name is bijarro -_- is this sht even a language?

okey well, i got a dude an we've been goin out for about a month, an me an him ..we clic real good, we both trus eachothr, evrything is goin great, i like him alot alot, and i know he likes me alot alot too...i like alot of things about him. now the problem is...i'm starting to not like some things about him, it gonna sound fckd up, but this is whats goin threw ma head, the things i don like bout him is, he's pretty feminine, he crys alot, he's emotional, an he gets mad alot ovr some small things. and those things are making me like stop me from liking him more.. now see i don want what i feel for him to stop growin, but its happening and i feel like ****, i don want to break up wit him for these reasons,but these reasons are stoping me from likeing him more. right now i can say i ******* like him alot, i've been thinkin of doin it, but then there would be times ...these monments that make me not want to do it. an all this **** is confusing me alot at times i don' know if my feelings for him shrank or are even there...and i've been telling myself i should jus wait an see how this **** plays out but nothing changed. i just...i wan a dude tha's gona be strong in bad situations, tha doesn act feminine at all, tha's..not too sensitive.. and he happens to be tha..an to be honest it's annoying, but i like him alot for being stupe, funny,down, crazy, the **** he tells/done for me, he's a great guy, i know his intentions are good.. an i don wana talk to this about him because i keep thinkn this is gona change, and besids its real messd up. and i might throw away this great guy just for those stuped reasons... should i stay wit him or should tell him whats up?

10 points best answer...i need a good one.

Can someone translate these sentences? i understand what the conversation is about but, i need a clearer translation for me, and can someone please re-write these sentences correctly in italian, i can't really understand the misspelled words and abbreviations that are in the sentences

10 points best answer, thanxs in advanced

-> ma scs xk devi fare 2 domandeeee???????? una che riporta all altra -.- nn ho il tuo caxo di libro quindi nn posso risponderti !!!! e non scassareeee

studia invece di fare il fannullone e farti fare le cose dagli altri -.-

->Metto te sl x risp!! Nn so se ci hai fatto caso, le domande sn indue categorie diverse. Nn ti obbliga nexunoa rispondermi,quindiil caxo di libro lo potevi pure evitare, e nn scassare vallo a dire a qlcn'altro!!

Ero stankixima, x qst l'hokiesto quà **** e sn una ragazza!! ho scritto cs xk nn entrava

i wanted to know if my ears are infected or its just some reaction to my skin the metal does to it. i had just gotten my ears pierced size 14g about 2 weeks ago, and now i noticed there's these real dark circles around my piercing holes, how do i get rid of them? i keep hearing that they're permanent is it true?... 10 points best answer.

how do you say the following phrase:

"I have this huge feeling, EVERYONE will regret their choices."

10 points best answers. no online translators

sapete dirmi cosa vuol dire 'sta frase?

e perche' ha detto "incazzata NERA"?

capisco che incazzata vuol dire che e' molto arrabiata, ma perche ha aggiunto la parola "nera"? grazie in anticipo, vi do 10 punti!

->Il mio ragazzo mi ha mollato con un sms, chiudendo con un buona giornata ciao!!! Sono delusa triste incredula e incazzata nera.