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OK so in my book (It spans over several years) Two of the characters, a guy named Harry and a girl named Zoë, are really good friends and have been since they were eleven. I intend for them to remain friends, but my friend suggested an 'awkward date scene where they give it a shot and immediately give up'. The more I think about it, the funnier it seems. Wat do you think??? (FYI this would happen when they were both fourteen or fifteen)

Okay so I go to a school filled with endearingly weird people (See me random hug guy question) and I've started to get used to it, but this random guy (I think his name's Will) walked up to me, pointed and said in a really goofy voice 'Slut!' He ran off before I could strangle him. Seriously WTF is going on here

I'm writing a one-shot short story about a French family after they head WW2 is over. I'm finished and ready to post it online but I can't decide which title I like best, 'Freedom Come' or 'Day of Glory' What do you think?

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My BFFs sent this to me, and it was funny the first time. Then it got annoying. Does anyone have any idea why Catherine and Joan would send this to me???

I've been working on this book for months. I'm literally two pages away from finishing it, but suddenly I have run out of inspiration. PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay. So I'm writing a scene where the main character's family is out for awhile, and she's watching a movie with a guy she really likes, and the scene ends with a kiss. I'm just wondering if maybe her over-protective cousin-in-law (Her sister's married) should walk in on them. The more I think about it, the more I like it. Her in-laws and various friends live with her, and her cousin-in-law is really, as stated, over-protective and looks at the main character as his little sister. Plus, he really does not like the guy she likes (They had a 'disagreement' a chapter earlier) I laugh so hard when I imagine his face! LOL Totally a Kodak moment. But I'm wondering if I could pull it off. What do you think?!

OK. I love my new school. But there's this one guy...

It started about two days after I had started, when I still bore the brand 'New Girl.' Anyways, this guy walked up to me, opened his arms, grinned like a retard and asked if I wanted a hug. Totally a WTF moment. I stared at him, then tried to walk past to lunch (It was the other way LMAO) He followed me and kept on saying that I needed a hug. I only lost him when I went to my next class, but he's been asking me that every day. Plus, my demon sister and brother gave him my number soooo... Who should I call first? The cops, animal control or the SWAT team?

I have a lot of weird friends, and they influence me sometimes, I admit. Anyway, I'm trying to write a series, and so far it's been clean. but my BF says that every book is made better with sex, the more the better. She even took the liberty of drafting out a few... erm... steamy scenes that are obscene to the point of pornography. I've been raised in a good, virtuous, solid Christian home all of my life, so I'm more than a little hesitant about this, but she's starting to make sense, I mean, almost every book I see has sex sooner or later. So, please help?

This is a random question. The randomest answer gets the ten points.

May the best random person win.

Now, this guy is Immortal in my series, probably six foot one, long black hair, horrible scar down the right side of his face, a bit of a loner. Really good friends with the main character, though her aunt is always pressuring them to be more than that (The main character is a girl) You'd think he was perfect, albeit bitter and still living with his mother. One major flaw; In secret, he's the biggest Lord of the Rings nut who's ever lived, immortal or otherwise.

Yes? No? Don't care? C'mon people, help me here!

My vote is cast for 'Don't worry, be happy'.

Now. I'm in the middle of writing the beginning to my series (See my many previous questions) and I'm going to ask for y'all's advice one last time

This girl's name is Dithinus, yadda yadda yadda... anyway, now someone is going to show her something that tells her her aunt (She's an orphan) is dead. I want it to be highly symbolic, because of course her aunt really isn't dead. This guy just wants her to think so. So... any suggestions? Thanks!

OK, so in this scene there's a guy and a girl, they're just friends, but they start fighting about something, and the girl starts screaming at the guy, and he's under a lot of stress so before he knows it he turns around and hits her in the mouth so hard it bleeds and she just turns and walks off. I REALLY like this scene, but I need to know what they're fighting about. Any suggestions?

The order and nicknames of the high school grades escape me. The two I know are Sophomore and Freshman. I need to know the order of these grades... classes... things, and I need to know the other two. Please and thank you!

Okay. I've started a series of books where Immortals live among mortals every day without being known, and have been for thousands of years. I know that in the end, someone is going to betray the main character on her search for her 'dead' mother and start a war. The trouble is; I don't know who. I want it to be unexpected, someone close to the main character, someone who WAS a good guy. Any ideas??? P.S. Be creative. A lot of people in my books are unexpected Immortals. i.e. George Washington, Beowulf, Houdini, etc. Thanks!

OK, I am a Tolkien nut. And it just drives me out of my mind when people say things I can't understand. So now you understand where I'm coming from. I just want to know what the phrase 'Mae govannen' means. Thanks!!!

As some of y'all know, I recently found out that my best friend is a little less than straight. It shouldn't be a big deal, right? Wrong. She just told me that she thinks my sister is hot. I need to know what to do!!! Help me!!!

Okay, so in my story, this girl is Immortal (lives forever) and she's watching a movie with this guy she kinda likes and she accidentally tells him that she's Immortal, and it turns out he's the son of some hero (who is also an Immortal). I just need help figuring out who. It doesn't matter what time period it's from, I just need a name! P.S. The guy's name is Jake.

Yes. I am a complete LOTR freak, thank you very much. But I also have to do a stupid family tree project from LOTR for Language Arts I have to do. I know, I know. 'What kind of school do you go to?' Two words; Arts Magnet.

Anyway. Thanks for the help!

Let me explain.

My friend, a demon spawn named Joan, dared me to learn Elvish in a month. Being me, I asked y'all for help.

Thank you Morelen for your help. When I showed Joan she laughed and said that I had won the bet. I answered in Elvish, and she just laughed harder. You got me fifty bucks ;-). Thank you SO MUCH!!!