B8s

If I drink a 50 gallons of water per day for a year, will that wash away the sins I've committed over my life?

I'm thinking it would be best to do some trial runs on snakes that aren't highly toxic like the inland taipan, eastern brown snake, or the blue krait. What do you guys think?

My boss felt I was talking too much at work so she broke my jaw with a baseball bat. How long before I can eat food again?

I can grow facial hair but it's just kind of thin. I'm not going to use rogaine or any nonsense like that.

It's been raining out all day and someone on the radio said something about it raining all day, so I'm just sitting around drinking. I was wondering if I should bother lifting because doesn't alcohol break down muscles or something?

It seems logical to me. Bugs are attracted to light and I can feel it's still alive in there. Will it work?

I cut my the inside of my lip right above where the upper lip meets with the lower lip, the corner of your lips basically. Whenever I open my mouth somewhat wide it stretches the cut. But it stays together when my mouth is closed. Should I get stitches? It's not deep at all, just gets wide when stretched.

need help on mastering physics

Will it just hit me faster? I've got the syringe and everything all ready

Wouldn't it make more sense to just throw frodo and the ring on that giant eagle thing that he flew off of saruman's tower with? Then they could just fly to the opening of mt doom, throw in the ring and fly home. All before sauron could get his army over there.

Like wtf

I have to get blood work done and I'd like to know how long I have to wait until I can exercise?

I seriously think I have a sleeping disorder. I go into a coma every time I fall asleep. Loud noises, people shaking me, throwing things at me, nothing wakes me up.

I was fooling around with this trap that clamps shut when you press down on a lever and I was testing it to make sure it worked and now it's clamped shut around my ankle. I can't seem to pry it open and my ankle/leg is bleeding profusely.

He comes across somewhat gay to me, I like his show though.

It's been possessed by the devil because it's been doing evil things recently. My neighbor told me to cut it off and put it in the microwave because it's the only way to be sure the demons will be vanquished.

My thinking is no. It can make things wet, and it can make other molecules of water wet, but water itself, 1 molecules of water is not wet.

Every time I eat salmon, I immediately vomit for about an hour. This is preceded by crapping my pants.

I keep thinking that the salmon was just poorly cooked but this has happened 9 times now.

as far as getting with chicks goes? I feel like it is, most girls feel uncomfortable if they're with a guy that's shorter than them. I'm 6'3, so I guess I could be with chicks up to my height which includes most chicks.

I heard their vaginas are horizontal instead of vertical

Is it because I'm white? Some little kid was sleeping a row in front of me and they didn't bother him. I was in my seat, I know it was the right seat. I just dozed off because I was in an alcohol coma and next thing I know some security guard is lifting me out of my seat while another one punches me repeatedly in my stomach. How is this legal?