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http://www.ebay.com/itm/370846635691?ssPageName=ST...

Is this worth buying? For the price it looks like a good deal.

What do you think would happen if guns became 100% illegal in the USA?

Be as creative as you want.

I think I'm gonna make my brother a "yellow" snow cone...if you know what I mean...

Do you think I should or is that too harsh?

Yeah so....I bought this toaster for sale at, like, walmart and, well, what do I do with it???

As I was walking through a field of wheat,

I came upon something good to eat.

Neither fish, nor flesh, nor feather, nor bone,

I kept it 'till it walked alone?

What did I find???

I have the background on my brand new laptop (bought in June) with Windows 7 set to a slideshow, but every now and then it will randomly stop and I have to go and select all the photos again. Does anybody have ideas?

I hate hypocrites. Like how people get massive amounts of credit card debt and you think that they are stupid and should control their spending, but when the government spends massive amounts of money they don't have, people try to rationalize it and say it's okay.

Who do you think is going to win and why?

I'm rooting for Romney. We need to get our priorities straight. Do you really think big bird is worth $3,000,000,000,000 of debt?

look up car on Google images

Son: I have ten dollars, can we goed to da store?

Me: Sure.

When we get to the store:

Me: He here's that superman toy you've been wanting.

Son: But it's 15 dollars. I can't buy that.

Mine is: "The best vacuum is the one that sucks the most."

E.G The one about where you can't wear clothes made of two fabrics.

I want every answer sourced and logical. No trash talk, I want straight and honest answers.

What makes each president better and what makes each president worse?

I will not accept your answer unless it is sourced with something real.

eg. GOOD http://www.newsmax.com/RonaldKessler/Romney-Succes...

BAD i heard my friend saying something about watching the presidential debate

People hate me. Everybody does. The only way I keep from killing myself is to pretend to be bacon. Bacon is much more loved than me. It makes me think that maybe I will find happiness. It is a good technique for dealing with depression. If not bacon, what do you do to deal with it?

I also have a problem with the government's spy birds that are watching me through the windows.

They've been watching me ever since I was abducted by aliens.

I go everywhere barefoot and have really tough feet.

Theoretical question.

Let us say that we have angered of the agricultural community to the point where they have refused to stop producing food. (I don't know, maybe we created a ban on all non-organic food.)

How long do you think the US would last without general uproar?

What do you think the consequences would be after they start producing again?

The death toll? (If it get's that far.)

Other issues, etc.

I had some over for dinner and I served pork (I didn't know that they couldn't eat the stuff) and when they asked what it was i told them. They got up and started yelling something i couldn't understand and left. I haven't heard from them in days.