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My boyfriend and I would like to go somewhere tropical and beachy for spring break trip. However, we're both 27 and want nothing to do with the "average college spring break." We want to go somewhere to relax, lounge on the beach, maybe see some sights, etc. All the normal stuff you'd do on a beach vacation, just without the psychotic spring-breakers. Any ideas where we should go? The places that are most feasible (financially, at least) are probably Mexico, Bahamas, and Caribbean. I'm just not sure of specific destinations within those countries/regions.

I hosted a brunch the other day and served smoked salmon on a marble cutting board/serving tray, and garnished with lemon slices. When I was cleaning up later, I saw that the lemon slices had actually etched silhouettes of themselves into the marble! It's definitely not just a stain- the acid from the lemon left white marks where it ate into the marble. I don't want to throw this board out; is there any way to get rid of the etchings from the lemons?

My brother (who is also my roommate) is always getting into my stash. I want to leave a portion of a bag of my weed lying around that I know he'll get into but be sorry about later. Is there something I can do to it to make him get a headache, or make the weed taste really bad, or be a crappy high?

I'm sick of my bro always getting into my stuff without ever buying his own. Help me out people?