Kris P Cookie

I bought this car from a guy and he told me there was nothing wrong with it. Now I find out that it has a blown head gasket and there's coolant in the oil. The seller refused to take it back. Is there anything else I can do or am I stuck with a lemon?

I sell drugs on the side. What are you here to buy?

How will you save him from the shark?

sare-up, sur-up, or seer-up?

I say the latter.

I did :)

My poop sings like JB. Should I support my turd's dream of becoming a pop star or flush it down the toilet?

My pee is dark and smells like gasoline.Should I pee into my car? Or should I drink more water?

And what would your character's name be?

Do you get angry and lie more or admit you lied?

I'm so freaking angry right now and I just realized why.

a) a superhero with powers that only work when you're naked

b) the world's most talented painter (but you can only paint when you're crying)

a) in a fire

b) at a public hanging

then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?