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The doc tapped me on my knee with his little rubber hammer? And it caused me to kick him where he lives, and rupture his manhood?

And when he stuck a little wooden stick in my mouth, I gagged and bit off the end of his finger?

And when I thought the little pinlight he stuck in my ear was a bee and swatted it, it poked out his eye?

Should I have known he was Jewish?

Or the starting gun at an Olympic track and field event? Last time I checked, there were no laws prohibiting the instigation of secular chaos?