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Not looking for the typical "Omg Bella/Edward let's write 100000 stories about them" thing, but I've exhausted all the good femslash reads on ff.net(Mainly stuff like Bella/Alice, Bella/Leah, Bella/Tanya(MAIN PAIRING I'M LOOKING FOR), Bella/Insert female here etc.)

Would be nice if someone could point me to a site that has this stuff! Hard to look up fanfiction on google without just being pointed towards Ff.net on everything.

I'm a little embarrassed to admit the only one I've ever had has been when I was already drunk, and I don't have any of the flavored light beers available at the moment. Can anyone tell me, to someone perfectly sober, does smirnoff ice have a kick of alcohol? I can remember that when you've already consumed, it tastes just like normal lemonade/fruity drink/whatever it tasted like, but alcohol wasn't prevalent in the taste. But, as we all know, you stop tasting it as much when you've consumed it already and are a bit drunk.

I mean, come on... I've tried to get one for months now, I've stuck gum in their hair and then viciously denied it, since my friend told me they love that, I've thrown paper airplanes filled with glue on the outside at them, the same friend told me to do that since girls like crafting materials, or else they wouldn't knit obviously, but all girls ever seem to do is call me a jerk! Should I start slapping them? A different friend told me a long time ago that girls LOVE it when guys are rough with them like that, but he went to jail a few months ago... I wish I could ask him what to do now.

I'm thinking about pouring salt all over the inside of this one girl I REALLY likes burger on monday, but I don't know yet... should I go pepper instead? Maybe I could tone it down a little and just use sugar... I want this girl to like me and eventually have babies with me, please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Well, I've seen a lot of anti-democrat activity on this, especially in questions with NO relevance to politics(yes, Donald, I mean you. Idk how you're a top contributor) but this is the thread for people to come and give reasons. Personally, I don't see why anyone is saying the Democrats are the problem, as the GOP is acting like a bunch of todlers who can't get their way. They've blatantly tried to make sure nothing gets done until they have complete control, they refused to be productive until a tax cut was made for RICH people, costing the government a ton of money because of their greed, and setting the law-making back even further, and refuse to cooperate with Obama with anything. I don't know how people can blame anything on the Democratic party at this point. They may suck at it, but at least they try, whereas the GOP, along with the whole of the Republican party(the ones that vote in these people) does nothing. They are bad at it as well, but they don't even try to help America.

Please only post here with valid points, examples, and counter-arguments.

I'm worried that this will happen during sex in the future, so I'd LOVE IT if this went away before then :P if not, then it'll probably be embarrassing...