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Now it won't boot up - after two tries it powers itself off. This is a laptop and it came unplugged during an online software upgrade. Can anyone please help me?? I've searched the internet and found no answer.

This has always looked like a ball sack to me

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And I don't have a dirty mind! LOL I promise, I've always thought that! Does it look like that to you???

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We have just decided on a spot for our wedding...outdoors. I definitely don't want to sink in the grass and dirt, and with my dress I need to be lifted a few inches. Any ideas?

Worth it or no?

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.

He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small black bear and shot it.

Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big brown bear.

The brown bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative. So the brown bear had his way with Frank.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.

He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the brown bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder.

This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.

The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have 'rough sex'."

Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Frank.

Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered.

Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it.

He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Frank, you

don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

I find facts from history interesting...see if you can figure this out.

My great-grandmother was exceptional from first to last. She was the first baby born in the state in 1851. She was almost the first centenarian in the family, but she died in 1950, one day before her 100th birthday.

The cause of her death was not unusual; thousands of people died of the same cause that year and also in previous years. Her death was exceptional because she was the last person ever to die from that cause in the United States.

What was the cause of death?

Construction of a stronger and more massive bell tower for the monastery to replace the one destroyed during the last civil strife with a neighboring lord was well underway when the old Monk visited the site. The Abbot showed the Monk the drawings and model for the three-bell tower. The Monk was impressed until he stood where the bell chamber would be and saw the spiral staircase in this medieval bell tower running the wrong direction (counterclockwise).

"The staircase direction must be changed," said the Old Monk. The Abbot looked at the staircase and agreed. Why did the staircase need to be changed?

I'm sometimes white but always wrong.

I can break a heart and hurt the strong.

I can build love and tear it down.

I can make a smile but more often a frown.

The more you make of me, the more you leave behind.

Many many years ago when I was twenty three,

I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.

My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.

My daughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse, although it brought me joy,

I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad.

And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother

To the widow's grown-up daughter who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son, who kept them on the run.

And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter's son.

Who is my grandma?

And how would it have changed your life?

I'm looking for the ones used back in the day, or ones that people still use and they shouldn't. I think "boinking" and "bumpin' uglies" are the ones that make me laugh the hardest.

What about you?

and you can't quite put your finger on why you feel that way?

I recently passed on an e-mail about how self CPR can save your life if you are having a heart attack. My friend e-mailed back with a link for hoax.com disproving it. I looked it up and sent links from webmd and msnbc confirming that it works.

Are hoax.com, snopes and other sites like this trustworthy?

Because I don't get it. She had no platform at the debate, and still has none. Her voting record in the senate is less than desirable, and when she did vote, 91% of the time she went with her party's decision. She recently won NH, and that is now being credited to the fact that she showed emotion. Anyone remember her crying during the Whitewater controversy? How about during the Lewinsky scandal? And has anyone checked out the "Clinton List"? A staggering amount of people associated with the Clintons have died mysteriously.

I read an article quoting women as saying they would vote for her because she's a woman - and I think that's very sad. We need a good leader for our country, be man or woman, and it seems like people are losing site of issues in leu of race and gender.

Who are you voting for and why?

Has anyone else noticed how celebrities name their children like they are pets? I was doing a search on baby names and did not realize all the strange names floating around out there.

What on earth was David Bowe thinking???

What do you think?

http://www.babynames.com/Names/Celebrities/celebri...