Jessica

In the first Ted movie, Ted was having a double date with his at-the-time girlfriend Tami-Lynn; and John and Lori (Mark Wahlberg s and Mila Kunis characters respectively).

At a posh restaurant, Tami-Lynn picked a fight with Lori which escalated quickly and as Ted dragged Tami-Lynn away, she shouted something along the lines of "I gave birth *****, so I can kick your ***!".

At that point, her and Ted turn around and leave the restaurant to which Ted asks "You never told me you had a baby, is it still alive?"

But in #Ted2, Ted and Tami-Lynn see a fertility expert and the Dr gives them the bad news that Tami-Lynn s Ovaries have been irreversibly damaged by drug use therefore is infertile.

So where is this baby? Did it survive? Was it adopted? What is the actual storyline?

I met my parter of 7 years while he was still living with his ex wife - his home as it was him who paid the entire mortgage

Obviously the ex wife hated me so he kept us apart and our relationship a secret so she wouldn't stop him seeing the kids.

He told me while they were together, he took intimate videos of her (they are westernised Pakistanis so culture and respect is vital). These videos were kept as assurance she wouldn't stop him seeing his kids.

Long story short, I found these videos last night, a few videos were filmed 3-4 months INTO our relationship, one is 8 MONTHS into our serious relationship

I'm really angry but he says he don't remember 6 years ago and apologised anyway but I can't let it go. In my head I see them. I thought she was a prude in bed due her culture, so I enjoyed doing kinky and exciting things. But she's actually dirtier and they done the same, if not MORE stuff then us.

What should I do? Leave or forgive?

I've been with this guy for 6 years, lived together for 3. To cut a long story short - he's driven me to use anti depressants with his VILE, confrontational and CONSTANT argument starting.

He starts the most abusive and bullying arguments that u won't believe are real.

Eg; I forgot to get beans for his breakfast so I'll have to run to shop next door - 60 sec job. So he'll be like:

"you useless ***** of a gf. U think I'm gonna marry a useless **** like you? Do u not wonder why I ain't married u yet? ******* useless slag. Stupid **** whore. If u can't be a good enough wife then **** off so I can find someone who will be"

and has even wandered into mocking sexual abuse I suffered at age 5 to the beatings I took from my crack addicted ex because apparently I deserved all of those things. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

Should I leave him?

Is forgetting to get beans, using his lighter without putting it back EXACTLY where I find it, or picking his smoking paraphernalia and tidying it away (when he likes to leave it skewed across the floor) - does that deserve a 1 hour bullying campaign of verbal abuse (which sometimes leads to him locking me in, threatened to end my life, slapping me, flinging me around the room by scruff of my neck), calling me a dirty slag whore (despite being 100% faithful) and threatening me with a meat cleaver that he keeps by his bed.

He apologises after but is enough enough? Should I waste 6 years and go?

I was grabbed round the neck and my head squeezed, and ear squashed to the point my ear blocked (wax maybe)?

Now I can't hear out of that ear AT ALL, after 8 hours I got a terrible headache on the opposite side and I don't know what to do

I feel sick and sleep is crap.

Any ideas what to do or what it is?

I was sitting on grass the other day and as I sat down, a twig or some hard grass pricked me in the buttock

Few days later a little red bump appeared and was REALLY sore

Few days later, a mean white head appeared and now it's REALLY sore

What is it?

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I don't recall any injury. The only significant change is last year I had a baby. I remained at my usual weight of 9.7 stone though.

Lately, I have noticed that I cannot fully straighten my dominant knee without pain and a discomfort feeling.

Like when u stretch fully, that would hurt me. Why is my knee hurting me only when I fully straighten it? I'm 26, perfect weight, work full time so relatively healthy but I don't exercise at all. I'm up and down the stairs of my house but I do get driven around by other half.

I'm on long term medication containing opiates but unsure whether that could contribute?

Any ideas?

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It is a 1/5th scale version of a real buggy (Remote Controlled) - has a Petrol engine (2-Stroke), 23cc and can reach up to 60mph plus.

Birmingham City Council is my local authority - what are the laws to using it in parks etc?

The decibel levels are equal to 2-Stroke garden tools like Petrol Strimmers / Lawn Mowers.

Please also can you answer following questions:

** Can cops/council seize the toy for any reason?

** Can they ask me leave the area?

** If I switch it off quickly if I see them approaching me, can they still cause an issue?

** Does the same law of Mini-motors, Midi-motors or motorised scooters - apply to my device?

** Would I need Tax/MOT (LOL) to use on the streets, pavements or actual road??

** Would the police approach me if they saw me playing with it (anywhere)?

** Does the laws applied to electric and nitro RC cars apply to me also?

** What is the general law (local and nationwide) that covers little devices like this one?

** Exactly what laws apply to the devices themselves?

** If someone comes into its path, and gets injured, who (if me) would be responsible?

The police in my local area are notorious for making up FAKE Sections of the law to control things that they don't like.

So PLEASE provide enough information so I cannot be prosecuted or have it seized.

There are venues for bicycling, skateboarding etc - but none for this device. Please advise!!!!

In Islam, certain animals have certain meanings.

Like Dogs can be kept as pets (outside) to guard and protect. But not as companions or allowed to stay inside the house.

What about Snakes? Can we keep them as pets? Do they represent the Shaitan?

I am a Sunni Muslim and don't believe in 'schools of thoughts'; I believe straight up in The Quran, Hadith and Sunnat

PLEASE CAN I HAVE RESPECTFUL ANSWERS FROM THOSE WHO ARE MUSLIM OR ARE KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT ISLAM.

I DON'T NEED SILLY ANSWERS - WE ARE ALL ADULTS SO PLEASE ANSWERS WITH DECENT OPINIONS OR FACTS

There is a deed or deeds; that a Muslim can do, whereby Allah is said to create an Angel that prays on their behalf constantly. So in essence, those good blessings (sawab) go to the person as if they were praying themselves.

Is this true?

What is this story behind it?

What deeds?

I know that "Allah knows best" but an indication would be nice

I am usually very good at diagnosing rectal problems but for some reason this one has stumped me. This woman has a lump around her anus. Details given were:

* Lump on/around anus

1. No pain emptying bowels

2. No itching

3. No bleeding

4. No discomfort

5. No accompanying constipation

It was only noticed upon a bikini wax, by the Beauty Therapist. Obviously the person suffering is concerned over cancer.

My diagnoses is piles, but I am not 100% sure as it doesn't affect her bowel movements and no blood has been present. There is no present constipation nor difficulty in going to the toilet.

Have a look at this picture and please help me diagnose. Answer needed by 18/04/13 so please provide honest and medically-related info only.

Appreciated x

WARNING - GRAPHIC (Picture of anatomy)

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In the film, Nev used a search engine which he referred to as a "Google" search whereby he could select an image, drag and drop it into a program/app/website or something; and it would find the same or similar image elsewhere on the web.

He used it to find out where the pictures on fake Facebook accounts could have been taken from.

I cannot find any such thing on Google. He had Apple laptops and PCs so is it an Apple thing?

New Dunhill Lighter flame is “popping"

I have a genuine DUNHILL LIGHTER® (see below link for photo). I am very particular in regards to care and the lighter is kept very clean and is regularly serviced. The online shop it was purchased from has now closed down therefore they cannot help with following problem.

Upon sparking the lighter, once the flame is lit and on - it appears to miss-fire. As if a lighter has run out of fuel and is being supplied by its last bit of gas - it then continues to stay on but the flame "pops" and flickers.

The fact I have refilled it make no difference and it continues to pop every time it is lit.

Yes, it has been cleaned

Yes, t has been refilled

Yes, it has been "bled"

No, it has not been dropped generally (nor in water)

No, has not had any replacement parts

Yes, genuine red flints are being used

No, no parts are missing

Yes, Carbon regularly removed

Yes, was working perfectly beforehand

The Lighter was old stock but brand new. It was working perfectly fine until this problem occurred. Kept in secure genuine Dunhill pouch and not overused. Was once a display model in a secured cabinet (therefore handling kept to a minimum).

PLEASE PLEASE offer any SERIOUS and GENUINE advise on what the problem may be. No time wasters as Lighter was a gift and Very personal to myself.

Please suggest what you think it may be and I will be happy to follow your advise.

Thanks guys, hope to hear from you GENUINE people soon

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A week ago today, I slipped and skidded (while still standing) - then fell forward into a bush. I left off with a slight scratch on my eyelid from a thorn in the bush and a dirty knee!

The next day, my calf was sore (like that muscle pain you get after the gym) and my heel, ball of my foot and arch were slightly sore and tender to touch.

I limped for a day then it was ok. Two days ago, in the middle of the night while sleeping, I awoke with what felt like SEVERE cramp in my thigh. I felt like I was going to die. It was that bad that I clenched my teeth so hard, I dented my gold tooth from the back of my mouth. The only relief came from squeezing it against my body.

What the f*** was it?

Even now, a bolt of pain or a sudden dull ache will hit me. Right now, my hip, knee and back of knee is aching slightly. Its not serious enough for A&E and that's where my GP will tell me to go. Any advice? Im getting a little concerned now.

Is it ligament, muscle, sprain, fracture?

Having problems with my teeth as they have decay although I take care of them as much as possible. Im 24 and have perfectly straight teeth just having problems. Saliva dries up in the night allowing the teeth to be attacked.

Yes, have been feeling a little run down lately as I have a cold sore on my left chin under my lip but not actually on my lip.

Been getting headaches and sleeping more. Im on beta-blocker "Proprofonol" for my migraines.

The lump is slightly sore to touch, I cannot feel it with my tongue from the inside of my mouth and it doest move if I touch it.

What is it?

This appeared on the part of my eye where one would usually place Kohl eyeliner.

I stopped using it for months until a week before this arrived.

I DON'T use contacts, I HAVEN'T tinted my eyelashes or used any DIFFERENT make-up or moisturiser, I HAVEN'T had any bouts of conjunctivitis since being a toddler (Im 23 now) and I HAVE NOT used another persons make-up, contacts or specifically eye makeup.

I am on beta-blockers in regards to med's which I have been on for months so I'm unsure as to why this has came up.

It doesn't hurt, just feels weird - especially when I can feel it scraping my eye when I open and close my eyelid. It feels the same as if something was in my eye. What is it and should I seek medical advice? Or is it minor, common and probably doesn't require any more thinking time.

Im in UK so medical attention is free.

Im working but my partner is not so DSS is an option. My limit is £450 and I cannot do agencies or lettinga agents as i cannot afford fees. Im tried Gumtree, Vivastreet. Help?

Chomping, crunching annoys the crap outta me! Even when someone eats mash potato and I can hear it swishing in their mouths arrrrrrggggghhhh! Slurping tea is terrible to me! Grrrrrrrr! Even if i can see the motion of the movement of the jaw while they eat even makes it worse! I get hot all over with anger and I feel violent tendencies!

I get hot between my legs and squeeze my jaw and my fists and my legs together. What is wrong with me? When my colleague eat at their desks, I make them put music on and I feel bad cos I have had arguments with them. I cant go cinema for the sake of people chomping popcorn. Help!

Majority of people bother me and my boyfriend never used to but he is now