Bacon. It's what's for dinner

“I believe that since Roe v. Wade has been the law for 20 years we should sustain and support it.”

“Roe v. Wade has gone too far.”

“I don’t line up with the NRA.”

“I’m a member of the [NRA].”

“I respect and will protect a woman’s right to choose.”

“I never really called myself pro-choice.”

“I think the minimum wage ought to keep pace with inflation.”

“There’s no question raising the minimum wage excessively causes a loss of jobs.”

“I’m not in favor of privatizing Social Security or making cuts.”

“Social Security’s the easiest and that’s because you can give people a personal account.”

“These carbon emission limits will provide real and immediate progress.”

“Republicans should never abandon pro-growth conservative principles in an effort to embrace the ideas of Al Gore.”

Where is Mitt's stance today? Which way is the wind blowing?

This distraction will go only so far there Mitt.

Where are those tax returns?

This is NOT going away, Mitt.

C'mon John. Be a patriot and tell us why you chose a mildly retarded, crazy right wing, community college dropout as your veep choice after seeing Mitt's returns.

They really, REALLY wanted to see them a few months back.

I really feel the need to drive my point home to him. How dare he reject my free gift. Should I just shun him? I feel the need to dispense some kind of painful never-ending judgement.

What should I do?

Will he grind them up to make filler for dog food?

The mormons have been baptizing famous dead people in the mormon faith. Mitt even baptized his father-in-law who was an avowed atheist. It's as if the mormons don't realize everyone looks at their religion as a sick joke or something.

Trump's been out of the spotlight for more than a few days now. Isn't it time for him to take up the fight?

Romney governed as a liberal and has reversed course on all his earlier views so as to appear hard right during the republican race. Any conservatives worried that a president Romney would revert to form?

Xtians are fond reminding people that their god views all sins equally. Why does gayness and gay marriage seem to take up the great majority of xtians selective outrage? What is the divorce rate amongst xtians? What does your bible say are the only qualifiers for divorce?

If you made over 300K, you paid taxes at 90% . Since Reagan dropped the tx rates for the highest earners, income disparity has turned our country into an oligarchy. Why do conservatives not seemingly have an issue with THIS kind of wealth redistribution?

If teabaggers are so powerful why do they seem to have no influence on Republican presidential nominees? McCain was at best a centrist, and Romney governed as a liberal.

What gives?

I'm not aware of any. I've looked.

In fact, they can all be summed up as follows:

Biblical "prophecy" explained:

While traveling through a forest, a person noticed a circle marked on

a tree with an arrow shot perfectly into the center. A few yards away

he noticed several more targets, each with arrows in the center.

Later, he met the talented archer and he asked him, "How did you

become such an expert that you always get your arrows into the center

of the bull's-eye?" "It's not difficult," responded the

archer, "First I shoot the arrow and then I draw the circle."

Every voter can find him agreeing with their position on every issue.

How can he lose?

It's wednesday. Do you know where your Mitt is?

Is Mitt just trying to please everyone?

Nope.

How about ALL of them?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_pgfWK3sxw

Polls show republican voters excited about Mitt as their candidate at 17%

Doesn't Mitt need all the right wing crazies excited enough to come out to vote?

Palin is the answer.

I'm compiling a list.