Huge Bellend

I personally think it's barbaric and inhuman sending anyone to prison for the rest of their lives when they're in their early 20s. I know they should remain in prison for a long time but firmly believe they should be released in 20 years or so to give them a chance to make amends to society. Their release should be conditional that they are committed to Christ and repent their sins. Everyone deserves a chance. Who's with me?

This never used to be a popular belief. In the 90s only extremists like the Aryan Brotherhood and ISIS spouted this homophobic rubbish but now the problem has become widespread.

We live in an age where every Christian in the world thinks AIDS and cancer are God's tools to punsh the people who disagree with their homphobic viewpoint.

I'd like to ask those Christians, each and every one- What gives you the right to fill our children's heads with hatred while feeding them food that's WAY past its sell-by date.

Christians: AIDS and cancer are bad, bad things and in extreme cases can cause severe discomfort. Surely that's a bad thing. Why do none of you agree with this?

Pretty sadistic if you ask me.

So I've been a Christian for more than 20 years. Last night, while taking a huge turd, God spoke to me. He told the Roman's made him up motivated by propaganda and it all got out of hand. They killed a hippy (jesus) and told everyone he was God in an attempt to put a stop to it. Alas it didn't work and everyone started going on about this supernatural "holy spirit".

I accused him of trolling me but he confirmed that he wasn't actually there in the first place and I have severe schizophrenia. Take it from a Christian guys, even God admits he doesn't exist.

I want to be a Christian but I feel God hasn't been fair for the following reasons:

1) I'm black

2) I lay with another man (not sexually but still pretty gay).

3) I like my neighbour's wife better than mine (I assume the whole "coveting thy neighbour's ox was some kind of metaphor).

4) My mother and father are in prison for incest, I don't know how to honour them.

5) I'm gay.

All of which are sins. I'll be honest, I'm at a bit of a loose end here. I believe most of my sins are a result of circumstance and I've been very unfortunate with the hand I was dealt.

Is there any point in me TRYING to be a good Christian and get into heaven or should I just go kill another bunch of people?

Mary Magdellin was a prostitute- FACT. I know it's only speculation he tapped it but let's not kid ourselves but he totally did?

Loads of people get sent to hell for boning/raping (sex with prostitutes is technically rape- FACT. The women aren't nymphos, they do it to support their drug habbits) prostitutes, why not Jesus? Favouritism much?

So,if someone repents on their death bed they go to heaven. Does this include Hitler too?

I know he was a bad dude and dabbled in some genocide but Jesus was a Jew and you can't kill Jesus so technically genocide on Jews isn't possible. As long as he didn't use condoms with Viva Prawn (which being Catholic he probably didn't) it's feesably possible Hitler is in heaven. Thoughts?

So Moses killed a load of bad people, saved a lot of good people and dedicated his entire life to God. No drugs, no women, nothing. God got his jimmioes rustled one day and sent him to hell for hitting a rock with a stick. Even after he was condemned he still obeyed God and lived a good life despite being tolled by God all his life.

How do you Christians think you're getting into heaven? By being a BETTER christian than Moses???

For me it's a toss up between Bruce Lee and Kimbo Slice...

As a Chrisian I am against all forms of sports, especially blood sports and extreme sports. I believe that anyone who plays competitive sport at any level will be spending eternity in the fires of hell. Who's with me?

I think he would. He's all fundamentalist and stuff so he'd eat up the troll bait and go on some radical hate speech. Would he say his phone was hacked when he got rumbled or would he give some guy the wrong change in a shop and deny ever purchasing the item in the first place? Would twitter actually stoop as low as to BAN JESUS CHRIST??? Who's CEO on twitter these days? Bill Gates? Steve Jobs? Surely they wouldn't have the sack to risk an eternity of pain and suffering for using the banhammer?

So everything about this nobody female game developer who faked harassment and bankrupted a charity for her own financial gain is being censored. Why? This kind of stuff happens every day, what's being hidden from us?

http://themalesofgames.blogspot.com.au/2014/08/the...

Dude kissed Judas. Gay.

Also, according to the bible he didn't much like Judas cos he foresaw him betraying him. Imagine what he did with the dudes he liked.

Did he even bang that prostitute, Mary Magdellin? or was that just a front for being gay?

If god sees everything, why did he let Jesus back into heaven when gays go to hell?

Seems a bit hypocritical to punish gays when your own son's a huge bumlord, no?

It's pretty funny that people are/were required to put their hand on the bible in court and swear to tell the truth. Yet, if that person was accused of murder and said "God told me to do it" they would be either sent to prison or branded insane. Isn't it funny that most of society laughs at religion and only mention/apply it out of political correctness?

When an atheist is alone in a room they're the smartest person in the room.

When a religious person is alone in a room they are the least smart person in the room.

When an atheist is alone in a room they are the most sinful person in the room.

When a religious person is alone in a room they are the least sinful person in the room.

As an atheist, it wouldn't matter if it was a sin or not. I don't kill people because it's morally wrong.

The human race will continue to evolve and atheism will continue to grow. This much is known and no sane person can dispute it. It's nature and nothing can get in the way of that. One day we will all work together for the good of the human race and use our wealth and resources to feed the starving, cure disease and travel to and inhabit colonies across the universe, instead of using it to blow ourselves up. The question is do you think we have to wait for religious people to wipe each other out or will we find a cure to make people see sense?

God descended from the heavens to announce he was going Noah's Ark (without the Ark) due to the terrible way we treated Anders Breivik, the second coming of Jesus Christ. He had lost all faith in humanity and was wiping out all life from the planet. Everyone on Earth had to make a decision as their final act, Heaven or Hell. Would you a) embrace the crimes of this monster and take your place alongside god in heaven or b) Tell god to gtfo and suffer in hell for all eternity because you believe the crimes of Aners Breivik to be evil and abhorrent?

(btw, you can't answer "God wouldn't say something like that" - He supposedly killed EVERYONE IN THE WORLD once.)