Call Me Snake

Still have to wear a mask.

Still have to social distance.

Can still catch and spread Coronavirus after getting it.

Has some unpleasant side effects. 

What’s the point exactly? Why is it even called a vaxine if you can still catch the flu after getting it? Lmao 

All we have to do now is beat Liverpool/Madrid in the semi which is very doable and we're in the final, geezus, probably City or Bayern, well City are sh#t in Europe and we've beaten Bayern against the odds in a final before 

Easy wins over the pub side as expected, back in the Quarter Finals. Tuchel already the best Chelsea manager since Conte 

1. Tuchel

2. Ancelotti

3. Guardiola

4. Dean Smith

5. Bielsa 

Comes in and overnight literally turns him team into a winning juggernaut, proving incompetent management was the only thing holding them back, ouch, karma for rejecting a new contract to go to City, LoL

They're getting battered left, right and centre, LoL, doesn't matter if it's already won, truly great teams like the invincibles, mourinho's first chelsea, and the centurions, never would have lost any game 4-0, whether they had something to play for or not 

They haven't even scored a goal in their last five away games, LoL pathetic, they'll be scrapping for 4th next season, whilst chelsea and city battle it out for the title 

Typical, people are dying but all that matters is Liverpool get awarded a title they haven't won

absolutely Rekt from minute 1 to 90, LoL

LoL, Norwich were cutting that through that Liverpool defence like butter again and again, 5 shots on target, LoL

if they weren't a sh#t Championship side they'd have won 5-4, gonna be a comfy win just wait and see

Chelsea, 3rd place and Europa League

Spurs, 4th place, no trophy

Still under our boot, LoL

Despite fierce competition they've retained the title of the PL's biggest bottlejobs, remarkable consistency over the last 15 years, LoL

Man, absolute scenes if we win the EL and they lose the CL final now, LoL

Fantastic, I'm still desperate to win the EL though for yet another trophy AND to stop Arsenal from winning it and making CL, nothing would please me more than ruining their season totally, LoL

They are addicted to bottling, LoL, threw away the league and the european trophy in the same season, ouch that's gotta hurt

Look how he much he cares about your club, LoooL

karma for defending a biting little rat

Unbelievable, LoL, all of these teams are completely incapable of capitalising when they have the chance

Lets see

- Useless fat slob manager

- No transfers for a year

- Probably losing Hazard without any ability to replace him

- Hudson-Odoi sucks, we have no good strikers and probably can't keep Higuain who also sucks anyway

We're gonna struggle to get top six next season, shambles fellas