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Psychic wins lottery.

It's my brother's 50th birthday soon and I don't know what to buy him. Has anyone got any suggestions? Preferably something that isn't too expensive.

If Captain Picard called Riker Number One because he was the first officer, why didn't he call Data Number Two?

Does anyone know how much Specsavers charge for an eye test? It doesn't say on their website

If we all give him 30p will he go away?

It starts tonight in the US

I've heard Michael Jackson referred to as the 'King of Pop' many times recently, but who decided that he was the king of pop, and how was this decision made?

I was in the pie shop at lunchtime when two policemen came in. One of them sneezed on me, he didn't put his hand over his mouth when he did it and I've been really worried that I might get pig flu because of this.

This morning when I was walking to work two policemen stopped me and one of them sneezed. Could I catch pig flu from this?

I heard on the news that several songs by one of my favourite groups from the eighties, including Baggy Trousers, House of Fun, One Step Beyond and others, are being updated to remove any references that could offend anyone.

Is this Madness gone Politically Correct?

Would christians wear little electric chairs on chains around their necks?

For the last few weeks NatWest have been advertising their financial advice on television and radio claiming that they can help us manage our money better.

Natwest is owned by Royal Bank of Scotland, who last week announced the biggest loss ever by a British company. How can they seriously expect us to listen to financial advice from people who can't manage their own money?

PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY.

There have been a lot of questions about egg nog on here in the last few days. I'd never heard of egg nog before these questions started coming up so can anyone tell me what egg nog is?

Does anyone know a good free website for learning to play poker?

The search is on for a new Dr Who as David Tennant has announced that he is leaving the show.

Who would you like to see as the new doctor?

I knocked over a full glass of red wine, it fell off the edge of the table and broke spilling the wine onto the carpet. I've used a towel to soak up the wine and picked up the broken glass, but it has made a mess of the carpet, is there any way to get the wine stain out of the carpet?