Larry Zwiener

The dumped Cindy Sheehan like a hot potato, can't find any news about those four bumb broads from New Jersey now that the whining about the Ann Coulter book has died down, and the Dixie Chicks are old news to libs.

Why can't they be loyal to the people they use?

I know that libs hold fast to the belief that only Republicans cause deficits because they have been fact-raped by the media into ignoring that the Democrat controlled Congresses for more than 40 years are who ran up the deficits.

Why don't they understand this?

I don't think so. Libs have STD's purely because of lifestyle choices. You could look at it as they DESERVE the STD's they have.

I'm not a liberal and I have no STD ... that's proof that my statement is a FACT!

Crack whores, welfare queens, the transgendered, the turd-burgler AIDS guys, illegal aliens, alcoholics, the homeless, criminally insane pedophiles, Kennedy family members, and drug-addled morons pretty much make up the majority of the modern American liberal movement. Should the "normal" liberals give it up already and just join the rest of us or are we all better off if they stay on "that" side?

The report released today proves that the former government of Iraq lied to weapons inspectors and to the UN Security Council and has stockpiles of WMD's stashed randomly around the country and yet even after all of this is proven the libs here and on TV are STILL coming up with excuses. Why can't they just admit they were wrong, or better yet just admit that they're anti-war hippies?

And, more importantly, why do the libs always pretend that WMD's were the only reason given for a war in the middle east?

I'm thinking ... no. The prospect of free hip-hop coupled with free drugs would be too much for most Democrats to resist. All the young, angst-ridden suburban white kids, all the ghetto folk, all the big city poser wanna-be rap stars ... they'd all be unavailable to vote that day.

The 35-year-old live at home with mom, jobless, basement-dweller, Yahoo! libs would show up though. Because they're PISSED. They're not sure of the facts behind the things they're pissed about but man are they pissed.

(I stole this question from another user. It's sort of an "homage" to his work. I love it.)

Liberals will fight to the death (liberal men will even swing their man-purses if need be) to defend their "right" to kill unborn babies, while defending the right of convicted mass-murderers to remain alive.

Liberals also think that the only reason the United States was attacked by terrorists is because we don't pursue their hippie "free love" philosophy enough and they're damn sure that if we just stopped destroying the Taliban and Al-Quada and apologized that everything would be okey-dokey while ignoring the truth that radical muslims kill in the name of religion and won't stop killing you no matter what you do and say.

Are liberals ALWAYS on the wrong side of important issues?

(I stole this question from another user. It's sort of an "homage" to his work. I love it.)

Liberals whine and complain when Ann Coulter throws bombs while celebrating the exact same kinds of bombs when thrown by Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore, Howard Dean, Randi Rhodes, Ted Kennedy, John Murtha, Charlie Sheen, Sean Penn, Nancy Pelosi, Barbra Steisand, the fat Dixie Chick, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.

Will you liberals admit that it's at least a little hypocritical to overreact to Ann Coulter?

IF YOU THINK WHAT ANN COULTER WROTE IS WRONG it just means you didn't read what she wrote. You may think she's insensitive, but she's not wrong.

(I stole this question from another user. It's sort of an "homage" to his work. I love it.)

Did you guys all pick this site at one of your "How To Destroy The Traditions That America Stands For" meetings? If not, how was this site picked?

(I stole this question from another user. It's sort of an "homage" to his work. I love it.)

If liberals ran as Socialists instead of Democrats they wouldn't have to be bothered with all the baggage of the DNC and could just concentrate on their core messages of eliminating capitalism, free rights, and subverting the independence of the United States for the appeasement of its enemies. If I were a liberal, even if I had JUST left the labotomy table, I would still understand that liberals should run as Socialists.

Feel free to disagree if you can think of a reason why liberals should still run as Democrats. Thanks for helping me to understand.

(I stole this question from another user. It's sort of an "homage" to his work. I love it.)

They started losing power in 1994, more than a decade ago. You'd think they would have learned to accept it by now and move on with their lives. Instead they keep talking smack without the ability to back it up at the ballot box.

When will the tree-hugging abortionists call it a day and find a new hobby?

I mean, come on, the 10 Most Wanted are right here in the United States and it's nearly impossible to find any of those people. Why can't liberals understand that it might just be a smidge difficult to find Osama when he's hiding some cave in some mountain range in some country in the middle of nowhere?

Seriously. I'm trying to figure out if gay people are hipocritical in this way like black people are (how they all call each other the "n" word but don't like it when other people do). If you're gay is it okay to tell "homo" jokes to other gay people?

I think they're terrifically yummy!