Your mom goes to college

I got a text message with my full name, all my friends say they don't know what it is.

The text said "Welcome to Pelefare, player <MY REAL NAME>. You are sitting in a coffee shop. The other tables are occupied by headless bodies. Please select an option: 1) Order a drink, 2) Exit through door, 3) Try to catch a pigeon, 4) Quit game"

and how did it come about?

Without mother or father, I was born without sin.

I let forth a loud roar, and was never heard from again.

Who am I?

Hello friends.

I have instructions to find a 61mm ball bearing from a box... and there is enough variety in here that it could be radius, diameter, or circumference.

What would it be referring to, do you think?

I can't figure out how to determine the Maclaurin series for

f(x) = the intergral from 0 to X of (arctan(t^2) / t)

apparently my teacher explained how to do it a week or so ago in class, but i can't find it in my notes, and it's not in the book

:(

Please, any help would be invaluable.

Ok, so... the girl really likes me, and i'm not sure i like her back.

seems easy, right?

nope...

i care about her, i want her to be happy...

worst part

i told her that i liked her back

i feel like a horrible person (i am, i'm sure that you'll confirm

this assessment, in mass quantities, in my responses)

and i'm unsure how to solve the situation i'm presently in.

i try to do what's right.. but i'm just unsure at the moment.

i know i messed up this time.

so, question...

what should i do?

Please help me, i can't figure this one out

f(x)=x(x-3)^1/2, find f^-1(x)

Thanks a ton!

Found (by me) written on a wall in the restroom at a store:

Some come here to sit and think

Some come here to s**t and stink

I come here to scratch my balls

and read the writing on the walls

It's a crime-solving show, it has a really smart guy that figures everything out, but he can't beat his boss at chess, and one of the girls got shot in her house last season by a burnt up dude that held his daughter in a cage under his house... it's NOT:

any csi, criminal minds, any law and order, numb3rs, or any other one i can remember. Please help, it's driving me crazy!!! and i'm sorry if i sound insane. Ten points and a thumbs up to anyone who tells me within the next 10min!!!

The problem is log(base2)1/16 , then another log(base10)+log(base10)2x=1

I need not only the correct answer, but i also need to know how to do it. Please give me all steps, the answer, and a site to teach me how to do it.

10 points to first person with all answers

Worth buying? Why or why not? Thank you for your opinions.

.. To listen to me whine? about nothing and everything else?

I am writing a paper about whether children should be able to choose their own classes, or if they should all be forced to take the 'core' classes --math/science/history--- even if all their interests lead them in another way.

Please respond

thank you very much.

The first problem is that my windows media player won't play DVDs, it says somethign about needing a decoder:

And the seccond is that the "web help" button doesn't work, and lots of links ect don't work when i click on them:

and in case you're just thinking i have a lame computer: i have a dual core, over a gigabite of ram, windows XP home edition, and have only had the systom for about 2 months

thank you for your help

I beleive it's on the cd "life in cartoon motion"

it goes like this: I could be brown, i could be blue i could be violet, i could be___ i could be anything you like why don't you like me why don't you like me why don't you like me....

I am createing a more pure form of 1337 5p33k, with no letters at all. i have it narrowed down on all letters but J.. pleas send the symbol/punctuation combination that looks most like the letter J.

tyvm

sample 1337 5|*33|-/ :

! |-\3411*/ 4|*|*|-\!(!473 411 !/\/|*\_\7

translation: i really appreciate all input

tyvm

In some symols in my book there are little signs like ^ on top of the O's. what is the "hat" called? thx

Does anyone know of a site that tells the percentiges of people in america who follow what religon? thank you

The part i remember goes like "somtimes i give myself the creeps, sometimes my mind plays tricks on me, it all keeps adding up"... "am i just paraniod or..." and i can't remember the rest. Help please, it's driveing me insane!

Does anyone know any memory-aid or neumonic devices that will help me remember: sin=opposite/adjacent, cos=adj/hyp, tan=opp/adj. ? any responces would be valued. thank you.