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Cause it seem like folks don't believe in there own children no more. Let us all take a step back and realize that children of the future will one day be born and on that day they will be running this county. THank you for your divine answers and may THE LORD bless your family as you type your answer :)

Little boys sucking on a phallic-shaped orange sweet object in a desperate attempt to get to the even sweeter creamy goo inside. WTF were you thinking?

Cause the wedding vows say "For better are worse" and "Til death does us part" it dont say nothing about getting a divorse. Me and my beloved had been marred for over 40 YEARS and we barley speak to each other but we have a healthy sex life we even make love sometimes. Why does the young folks not follow are example and get marred and make babbies like THE LORD intended not just have amazing sex and move onto the next feller? Thank you for your answers and may THE LORD bless you on this most glorious of days :)

Cause we should have them compete and whoever score better in the dekathlon should win and be president of the American United States. THat way we would know for sure which of them nuckleheads would win if we ever get into another arms race. Thank you for your contributions to my question I look frowards to reading them while sipping a cup of American pride :)

Ernie was a man who fished. Dogfishes, Catfishes, even Fishfishes - Ernie could catch them all. The briny seas is where the fishes called home. Beneath the waves they would scour at mankind and contemplate a life free from dangers like Ernie. One day Ernie decided he would go fishing. Beneath the crystal waves he would find respite from a life so devoid of catching fish lately. Little did Ernie know his Nemesis awaited him in those murky depths. A fish so gallant and blubbery it demanded respect from huge and tiny fishes alike. A fish who could swim at 200 mph and could walk upright like a man. A fish named Knight Rider.

They is supposed to be geniouses right? Well how come they still using fossel fuels to power there spacechips and go scooting around the soler system wasting OUR tax dollors?!? Thanks a lot Obama I have two jobs and they both pay the minimum wage and you spending our moneys on frivolous escapades into the netherrealm of space. And as for you planet-huggers who will say "but we need to learn stuff" we have been exploring space for thousands of years and what have we learned about our OWN planet. Soler power - Seem like it would be more astroeconomical

Cause I bet it is Elvis Prestley. He charmed a generation with his swiveling hips and his snarling lips and his velvet fingertips as he strummed his humble guitar and made love to the youth of America telepathically via his smooth sombrero tones bawdy yet feminine guile. Even in death he continues to charm the generations of yore.

Cause I know every single one of us has asked areselves this question many many times : "Who are we are we headed as a nashion?" Perhaps DONALD TRUMP is the answer we seek. Its cause he is the savior George Washington promised we would one day inherit. National Debt? BOOM. Gone. Taxes? KAPOW gone. Minumum Wage? SPLAT gone. GDP? KABOOM gone. Your welcome America

Cause I was at the park with my Rotwieler 'Peaches' and my Chihuahua 'Bonecrusher' and the kids was screaming at me stuff like "Hey OLD MAN where did you get those dogs" Hey OLD MAN we don't want your candy" and "hey OLD MAN muscle shirts are for muscles" and it hurt my fillings so I went to The MackDonalds and order a Big Mack with pimento cheeze and the lady said "SIR we don't serve pimento cheeze" it was a good day until I left the house :(

Iv'e worked part-time at BestBuy for over a month now and it seem like they never reward LOYAL employess who buy there candy and sodas from Bestbuy not from the Piggly Wiggly down the street like Jerry - our manger. I worked for circuit city for a few weeks before this job but I quit because of there disloyalty and before that I worked at Kmart for a few weeks and I quit because of their disloyalty. people in this county have no sense of loyalty anymore

Cause I seen this show where this feller was saying the pederfelia is a disease that can be cured but DONALD TRUMP says that these whackoes should all be put to death. So I wonder why does preachers keep making sex to are children? If you asks me personally I think they should get their tails kicked

It should be law that for the next election ALL voters MUST vote for Hilary or be executed by fireing squad. Anyone caught voteing for Donald Trump should be tarred and feathereded and drugged through the streets naked

I think its cause they had a white feller doing his voice and Obama don't like white people taking black jobs away from black folks. But Obama aint never done nothing for me except take my hard urned tax dollars and give it away to the liberal stinkers.

Cause I'm sick of working hard every day just to let OBAMA give away all my moneys to less fortunate people. DONALD TRUMP will send them all back to Canada to pick oranges and get off the streets of our blessed texas towns

With all the advanced technologies of today, how does folks keep being dumn enough to get buried by a volcano gully-washer? It don't make no sense. I would have run away and not got toasted like they did cause I watch Foxnews who CARES about America and they gives fair and balanced news that keep volcanoes from eating people up like that. Keep your family close, CNN watchers, its what you don't know that could instantly incinerate you and bury you in volcanic ash

Cause I bet when ALL THE ICE MELTS like scientist predict is going to happen one day in the near future it is going to come crashing down on us all in the form of red hot water cause when ice melts too quickly it turns to boiling water so keep your families close and lets all prey that it don't never happen

Cause my doughter says they cook with lots of MS which is scary cause I don't want to end up like Micheal J Fox or Muhammod Ali

Cause when I stick forks in the toaster it make sparks and when I macrowave forks they make sparks then too and I bet when you ground a welding machine to a fork it will prolly make sparks then too so why don't we all be safe and switch to plastic? Please keep an eye on your children forks are very dangerous. Be good paents for a change and protect your kids from eletricutional

Sure he smart but that don't mean he should program a robot to scooter him around and even talk for him that is just sloth if you ask me.

I mean the actual microwaves not the ovens themselves. Cause I swear when I heat up my morning pimento sandwich it always taste like mercury or zinc or something so does microwaves taste like mercury? and is mercury bad for you if you taste it? And while the microwave is on should I smell sulfur? Because I always do.