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For example, I am an Ohio State Buckeyes fan, and Mich1gAAn is playing Wisconsin today. If M!ch*g@n wins, then Ohio State will probably win the conference outright if they win out (they definitely will if Purdue beats MSU, and Purdue is up 14-13 right now).

But then again, it's scUM. The team so hated legendary coach Woody Hayes refused to say it's name, referring to it instead as "That Team/School/State Up North" (TTUN or TSUN), Hayes went for a 2-point conversion against that team up by 36 points because he "couldn't go for three", Hayes refused to stop for gas in that state, saying he would rather push the team bus back to the state line "before I contribute one penny to any business in the state of Michigan!" Hayes is far from the only person to hate that team in the state of Ohio. So who do I support?

Trying to win Aerosmith tickets later today, but I haven't heard them announce the phone number to call.

Hey guys, does anyone know if there's a skull session before the Ohio State spring football game?

For example, I'm a student at Ohio State. Some of my favorite M!ch*g@n jokes:

-You know you're from Ohio when you spell M!ch*g@n with an exclamation point, asterisk, and an at-sign.

-How do you get a Michigan graduate off your porch? Pay him for the pizza

-What's the only sign of intelligence in Ann Arbor? "Columbus- 190 miles"

-A Penn State fan, an Ohio State fan, and a Michigan fan are on a desert island and find a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie appears to give them each one wish. The PSU fan says, "You know, Happy Valley was the most beautiful place I've ever been. I wish I was back there." The genie sends him there.

The Michigan fan says, "I always loved Ann Arbor too, but there are too many tourists. I wish I was back in Michigan, and there was a big wall to keep everyone out." The genie does it.

The OSU fan thinks a few moments, and says to the genie, "Tell me about this wall."

The genie says, "It's 300 feet high, 40 feet thick, and completely encloses the state."

The OSU fan asks, " Good workmanship? No cracks?"

The genie assures him no one can get through. The OSU fan says, "Good. I wish it were full of water."

Anquan Bolden: ARI @ MIN

Chris Chambers: KC vs DEN

Derrick Mason: BAL @ GB

Mike Sims-Walker: JAC vs HOU

Which three should I use?

So I just got a job a week ago at a creamery/grill. Of my 4 shifts, one was scooping macaroni into little paper cups, one was making burgers (definitely my favorite so far), and two were mopping floors and taking out trash. I like working there, except I have to take the trash out on a main street through campus, and I sometimes get garbage goo on my arms. I have a feeling they're gonna keep having me do trash, cause the manager says I'm fast about it, or something. I also can't quit or anything cause I need the $2.5k/quarter work-study grant. Would a girl look past the bad aspects of this job and see that I actually work (and have cash, lol), or would they see me pushing garbage down the sidewalk and think "Hell no, never in a million years"?