Raiden

I'm a girl trapped in a boy's body, and I want a girl body. I want my breasts. I want my vagina. I need to be my true self.

I can't go on like this anymore. Can someone please tell me how, where, and how much it costs to have everything done so I can have a girl's body.

I told him that I want a $50 XBox 360 with two games for Christmas (the price turned out to be $117), and he said NO. He said that I need to be more responsible, and then he was gloating about how he "used to mow the lawn when he was younger than me" and all this other crap. Then, he brings up something from A YEAR AGo when I made and posted a YouTube video. HELP!

I act like a dog, and most people don't find that attractive. And if there are people who do, where can I find them? Where are the women that want to act like dogs, too?

Please do not answer with these phrases:

A mental hospital.

Go see a therapist.

And nothing of the sort. This is a real question. It may not sound like it, but it is...

Like, a human dog?

I want to install some music from YouTube to my MP3 player, but when I try and plug in my cord, it says "USB Device Not Recognized." I don't know what is happening!

My girlfriend and I were watching True Blood, and afterwards, she asked if she could drink my blood. I said yes, but I didn't let her bite me first.

I actually took a knife and slit my arm so she could taste it before she bit me. She licked it, and she said my blood tasted "amazing." So, I let her bite me, and she said it was good.

Then, I proceeded to ask her if I could try hers. She said yes, and she also slit her arm. I licked it, and I also complimented on it.

So, she said I could bite her. I did, and I went and drank her blood.

Well, when we were both done with the arms, she said "let's go for each other's neck." I said okay, and she bit my neck. She sucked some blood out, and I think she actually ate some of my skin.

Then I did hers, and it tasted amazing. She said it about mine too. SO now, ever since, we've watched vampire movies and drinking each others' blood.

We need help. Or maybe we don't.

I'll explain why:

1 - I am exceptionally smart, especially in history.

2 - I have the whitest skin EVER.

3 - I have a craving for blood.

4 - I am never that hungry, but I am ALWAYS thirsty.

5 - I am an incredible runner, and I only do one sport (racquetball)

6 - Red is always been my favorite color.

7 - I am attracted to gothic girls.

8 - I have fangs...

9 - I hate the sun.

10 - I hate going to bed.

Still don't believe me. Wow.

Tell me what you think. No rude comments please.

I was watching Twilight with my girlfriend last week, and afterwards, she asked if I would want to "suck" her blood.

I said yes, and I did. I loved the taste. Now I have a craving. Can anyone help me? My girlfriend has the same problem, so can you help BOTH OF US?

I mean, you know how cool that would be? Answers please!

I'm going to join a wolf pack when I get a little older and I need to be prepared. I need to make sure I look like a werewolf, smell like one (any ideas on that?) and act like a werewolf. Oh, and hunt and eat like one as well. Being in a pack won't be permanent, but I want the fangs to be. No medical remarks, please. I know werewolves don't exist. And DON"T question my judgement. I know what I want.

I want to be a vampire. Also, how would be the best way to make my face and body permanently pale (if that's even possible)?

I want a hot vampire that can join me by my side to suck every ounce of blood from this earth (not really.) But I do want a vampire girlfriend (or even wife.) I would do the same thing and even get fang implants.

I want to look like a werewolf. Any ideas? Hot glue? Duct tape? IDK!!!!!

I feel like getting accepted into a wolf pack will make my werewolf personality stronger. I will bring medication (lots) for disease that I may get, but that's pretty much it. Where could I find one around North-Western Colorado? I love Twilight, and I want to be able to howl with pride without being judged, hunt deer for my pack, and not get feces, ticks, and fleas (hence the medication, for the wolves). If I was a "werewolf," that would be AMAZING!! I also need medication for excessive hair growth or a full-body hair suit that can fit my body tight (but not too tight, so I can still be agile and move without difficulty) so I can have the werewolf look, and I also need wolf teeth and molars for a reasonable price, and I need "howling lessons" because I really can't (yet). Please HELP ME!!!

I want to be a full on vampire for Halloween, and I need the BEST costume in town. Any suggestions?

Any ideas?