Sports fan

I am in a Point per reception league and have to chose two. The choices are, Hines Ward, Santonio Holmes and Rashard Mendenhall.

What do you all think???

My fantasy baseball team weekly schedule is from Wednesday through Tuesday. Is there a web site that shows all teams the play every day of this (week)?

All in favor. Give me a star. All opposed lets hear it.

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his

eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of

water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him,

all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in

perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the

aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove.

I left early to go shopping. Love You! " So he goes to the kitchen and sure

enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also

at the table, eating.Marty asks, "Son,what happened last night? "

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 AM,drunkand delirious.Broke some

furniture, threw up in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you

stumbled into the door." Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in

order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

3 old triplet sisters each 88 years old are becoming more forgetful

The first sister is about to take a bath and has one foot in the tub and one foot out. She calls out "WAS I GETTING IN THE TUB OR OUT?"

The 2nd sister tells the 3rd "I'm going to find out what she wants." As she reaches the landing of the stairs she turns back and asks "What was I going up stairs for?"

The 3 sister say's "God, I hope I never get that senile, knock on wood" and raps her hand on the coffee table 3 times.

She yells to both of her sisters "I COMING TO HELP BOTH OF YOU AS SOON AS I GET THE DOOR"

Star me baby!!!!!!!!!

They used to have a zesty chedder spiral noodle variety but I cannot seem to find it anymore. Do they still make it and if so how can I get hold of a case of it?

Plaxico Burress

Terrell Ownes

Randy Moss.

Easy enough but these players did not play at all during the preseason.

Is preseason a waste of time for the players that know what they are doing?

Plaxico Burress

Terrell Ownes

Randy Moss.

Easy enough but these players did not play at all during the preseason.

Is preseason a waste of time for the players that know what they are doing?

I have been quick to judge your teams. Here is you chance to let me know what you think of this draft.

12 team PPR keeper league. I had the 6th pick and I kept Santonio Holmes for my 10 rd pick, Chris Henry for my 15 rd pick(it is a keeper league) and Alex Smith with my 13 rd pick.

Players not available due to other keeping them are.

McGahee

Addai

McAllister

Maroney

Barber

Gore

Parker

Jacobs

Henry

Jones-Drew

Reggie Wayne

Brady

Roy Williams

Palmer

Lee Evans

I was still able to draft:

QB Matt Hasselbeck SEA

QB Alex Smith SFO

RB Brian Westbrook PHI

RB Carnell Williams TBB

RB Mike Bell DEN

RB Priest Holmes KCC

RB Mewelde Moore MIN

WR Terrell Owens DAL

WR Chris Chambers MIA

WR Terry Glenn DAL

WR Santonio Holmes PIT

WR Matt Jones JAC

WR Chris Henry CIN

TE Todd Heap BAL

TE Alge Crumpler ATL

TE L.J. Smith PHI

PK Josh Brown SEA

DT Green Bay Packers GBP

Let me know what you think!

I have been quick to judge your teams. Here is you chance to let me know what you think of this draft.

12 team PPR keeper league. I had the 6th pick and I kept Santonio Holmes for my 10 rd pick, Chris Henry for my 15 rd pick(it is a keeper league) and Alex Smith with my 13 rd pick.

Players not available due to other keeping them are.

McGahee

Addai

McAllister

Maroney

Barber

Gore

Parker

Jacobs

Henry

Jones-Drew

Reggie Wayne

Brady

Roy Williams

Palmer

Lee Evans

I was still able to get:

QB Matt Hasselbeck SEA

QB Alex Smith SFO

RB Brian Westbrook PHI

RB Carnell Williams TBB

RB Mike Bell DEN

RB Priest Holmes KCC

RB Mewelde Moore MIN

WR Terrell Owens DAL

WR Chris Chambers MIA

WR Terry Glenn DAL

WR Santonio Holmes PIT

WR Matt Jones JAC

WR Chris Henry CIN

TE Todd Heap BAL

TE Alge Crumpler ATL

TE L.J. Smith PHI

PK Josh Brown SEA

DT Green Bay Packers GBP

Let me know what you think!

Mr. Bush,

I would like to know what it cost for you to come to Bellevue WA for the sole purpose of raising money for a Congressman. You did raise ½ Mil. That's impressive.

Now let’s look at what it cost.

Air Force 1. $60-70K

Security. Local and otherwise. $150K

The public’s time; holding the people up during rush hour. $50K

The pollution(making us sit in traffic for that extra time)

In dollars that's about $260,000. I would also wonder how much of our tax payers money you wasted by making a personal visit and not doing anything that helped this Country prosper. I didn't hear about you doing anything to bring our men and women in uniform home.

Please tell me how you justify spending so much tax payer money just to say give another citizen money?

Thank you for your time.

Why was the blondes belly button black and blue????

Jim Jnr M is blonde too.

There are 3 kinds of orgasims.

1. The positive....OH YES, OH YES!!!

2. The religious. OH GOD, OH GOD!!!

3. The fake.

OH JIM, OH JIM.

Take that Jim Jnr M

I'm not expecting an answer. But stars would be nice. Thank you for your support.

Harry and the gang meet in secret to discuss the forming of Dumbledore's Army. Where in Hogsmeade do they meet?

and there is a sign in the window " CLITORIS LICKING FROG $200.00" so she goes in and asked about this frog. The shopkeeper says since this frog has this special gift it is $200.00. The lady don't care about the price and buys it.

She get's the frog home, undress and get's the frog in position. NOTHING???

She is pissed and goes back to the shop and screams at the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper tells the frog, "this is the last time i'm going to show you how this is done"

TADAAAAA. Star me baby!

Grilled cheese decided to copy once again and he/she doesn't much care for me because I called him/her on it. Here is the link to his most recent.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=200707...

Lets chap his hyde and give me the thumbs up and see if he stands behind what he says he will do.

I think he will delete the question before giving me best answer!!!!

Star if you think i'm being petty. Star twice if you think I'm cute. Star 3 times if.......oh yeah you can only star once.

wait for it.

a mechanic!!!!

I'm not proud. STAR ME!!!