Brian Griffin

Proud member of The League of the Extraordinary Gentlemen !!! My advice to you: Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. When ill have kids: I am going to call them Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once. Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children. About my lady: Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car. How I see you!! Yes you!!: Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Dream JOB: The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. Snif snif: The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it. And remember! you Punk! Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. Meg if you read this!! FUCK YOU.........